Wait…They Finally Did a 2nd Season of Durarara!?!?

Hello and happy new year! This ISSS has officially dragged on for another year, hanging on by a thread of the thread that used to be my anime addiction.

Celty is awesome.

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Okay anyway, all of my current anime is basically whatever is on Netflix. And the other day I see

DURARARA!! X2″ NEW EPISODES

WHAT. HAVE. I. BEEN. MISSING.

I have been clamoring for a new season forever, and it figures that now, after I get a real fucking life and shit and a real fucking job and shit that all sorts of awesome shit comes out (btw I teach kids lololol I’m molding my own army of the future lololol)

So what do I do with this news? Well duh I’m gonna watch it but dumb ass me forgot fucking everything so I have started rewatching this awesome show FUCK I’M STARVING WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GIRLFRIEND WE’RE SUPPOSED TO GO GET STEAKS FUCK.

Fuck it.

The Seven Deadly Sins A FIRST IMPRESSION POST!?!?!?!??

Yo check it out- I just bought a BIGASS SHIT TON OF GOOD ASS CANDY 50% OFF AT BIG Y. HALLOWEEN LEFTOVERS TASTE GREAT WHEN THEY’RE CHEAP AS SHIT. AND I’M TALKING REESES AND SNICKER AND SHIT NOT THAT DOLLAR STORE CRAP. REAL PREMIUM SHIT. ALRIGHT LET’S GET THIS IMPRESSIONS POST DONE WITH.

Oh hi there. Here is a show. I have started watching it. It has a talking pig. The pig is fat. There is also a much fatter, much larger green pig. It has a bar on the top. This show is definitely a winner..

Here’s the real deal. Netflix has officially entered the anime ring as if produced this “Netflix original” (in quotes for reason). Maybe it’s because I haven’t really watched anime in over a year or something close to that, but I am finding this show pretty cool. I mean, we have a huge ass dude with a mustache right off the bat.

He even has his own catch phrase and it’s pretty cool. Conclusion – This dude rules.

Dude is huge and cool. Dude gets his ass handed to him right off the bat which kind of sucks. What doesn’t suck is this kid.

Overall this show seems kind of generic is areas, but it has ONE thing that I love:

OVER THE TOP ACTION

It’s reminiscent at time of Gurren Lagann, albeit with a different artistic style. I’m sure you freaks out there are already done with this show since the whole season came out at once in typical Netflix style, but I’m not the freak that I once was, so this is simply my first “First Impressions” post in a long time.

Who says I’m dead?

 

Hi Rob. Hi Joe.

Batting Female Doctor Saori – Unarguably Badass

A manga about a hot ass doctor who cures patients by belting them with a metal bat. Does it make any sense? No, but that doesn’t mean that it’s not fucking awesome and bad-ass as all fuck.

Let me hit you once

Meet Saori. She is awesome. Basically, when something is broken or sick, she beats the hell out of it with a bat and by some miracle, the devices/people/things are repaired/healed/fixed. Some of her banter reminds of the witty, charismatic dialogue from the hit manga Choku! (example below)
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Back to the brilliance of Batting Female Doctor Saori. It is of my opinion that any manga featuring a female main character who beats on things without mercy, care, or self awareness turn out pretty damn good. This theory is supported once again with Batting Female Doctor Saori. She is a beauty who can cure literally any illness, from a dislocated jaw, to a person’s personality, to a hikikimori.

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Okay, enough pictures. A few more characters show up and the medical cases always have some zany weird shit going on. A good, short read so go fucking read it.

Final Concensus on Sword Art Online

Now that I finally finished this show that I never wanted to watch in the first place, I can give my thoughts, which I’m sure people have been desperately waiting for.

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Pretty badass picture. Double swords are always cool, especially if no one else can have them.

To me, SAO was a classic story of:
– The Matrix in video game form.
– Dude is 39495 times stronger than everyone.
– Persistance to save the one he loves.

Now I can get with all of these things. I’ve been reading a ton of books lately, and I found that when watching SAO I was converting the story i to book form, and it would make for a good book series. But you know what totally fucks it all up? THIS DUMB BITCH:

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You suck Suguha.

Suguha is terrible for the tylical reasons.

First, she’s in love with her brother, which is bullshit as always. Why ruin a good show with more incest shit. And yes, I know that they’re not ACTUALLY brother and sister, but if you suddenly told me my sister is adopted I’m not going to suddenly try and date her. That’s creepy as shit.

Secondly, this bitch is always working out with her kendo (her one good trait). Her body type is all fucked up. Being a Japanese women, I’d expect she have a body more along the lines of Faith from Mirror’s Edge, not gigantic tits bigger than anybody else in the show. Very stupid character. This does make it fun when she is denied love to her brother in the real world and again in VR (haha dumb bitch was hangin out with her brother and didn’t even know it!). Anyway, I don’t like her. And Leafa is the worst name ever. All you did was put an A at the end of LEAF. That’s stupid.

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Pretty awesome couple. They even had a kid (sort of).

Now, aside from Sugu, this show was actually very solid. Kirito (or Kirigaya if you’re that way inclined) is a pretty badass and persistant character, while at the same time laid back. Very well balanced. I enjoyed watching him kick ass, say no to Harems, and save the day at the end (uhh, did I mention spoilers? No? Huh.)

Asuna was also not your typical dumb girl. She could kick ass, making them a pretty kick ass couple. I liked watching it.

Overall, I enjoyed watching it and found myself wanting to watch it when I wasn’t watching it, so I give it a
                FINAL GRADE = 5

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Bill can't keep up with double swords, afterall.

PS – There is no PS Fuck You.

The Late Sword Art Online Post

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I uploaded this on my phone. Hope it works.

Okay, so I had said before that I had no intention of watching Sword Art Online because it did not appeal to me.

I must have simply been hungry when I said that, because now I find myself eating my words.

SAO is good. It’s quite good. But it’s not great. After all, it’s hard to be great. The story has a lot of time skips (once second first kiss. Next second married with a lake house).

But Glo, without time skips this show would be 293845y828229 episodes long!

Voice of Reason! It’s been so long my annoying friend! And yes, the show would be longer, but so what? I can dig and really get into a long show. And was that a “y” in that number? I guess without time skips the budget would indeed be stretched to the point of hell, but man would the character development be awesome. There’s alot there to develop too. I guess I’ll reserve judgement for the second half, as I am only 11 episodes or so in.

Okay bye bye.

April Fools Day to be Renamed

After years of April 1st being known as a day of pranks, officials have officially passed a bill to re-name the famed day as “Half Life 3 Confirmed Day,” after years of articles appearing on April 1st confirming the confirmation of the now mythical Half Life 2 sequel.

“Nobody really recognizes April 1st as a prank holiday anymore anyway,” one official was confirmed as confirming. “It’s now known for for the plethora of articles confirming the confirmation of Half Life 3, which of course will never happen.”

The news comes after Gabe Newell, the man behind Valve and the Half Life series, confirmed confirmation that a confirmed confirmation of Half Life 3 will never in fact be confirmed. “Have you seen the publicity we get through ‘HL3 confirmed’ memes? We’ve become more famous for NOT making the game than if we’d actually made the thing!”

Fans will most likely have a mixed reaction of disappointment and happiness that they will be able to continue to make more memes.

Eye Sedso April Fools Day Post

I am the most ambitious of writers!

I AM NOT!! APRIL FUCK!

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This picture is a metaphor where I am represented by Hayate and the rest of the general public is represented by Tama. Get it?

In realness. Been reading too many books lately for animation. The Legend series by Marie Lu? GOLD. Also watching Parks and Rec. GOLD.

I’ll see you YOLO swaggers on the otherside yo. #BleachedAssholes #DrunkPets