1 Year Later – R.I.P.

About 1 year ago, the greatest band ever in history of forever decided to break up, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR NEXT ALBUM, WHICH THEY SAID WAS GOING TO RULE.

I’m pretty sure it’s taken me a year to write this post, as I still held out hope that it was all some sort of joke or something like that. Obviously, it wasn’t, because a year later My Chemical Romance still is not together.

Oh so sad.

I need to just shut this fucking site down.

Literally BEASTING One Piece Right Now

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Holy fuck. It’s been 2012 since the last time I watched any One Piece. That means I’ve got HUNDREDS of episodes at my disposal to marathon my way through. Well….truthfully it’s more like 150 or something like that. All I know is that the gang FINALLY regrouped on the bubble island after 2 years and shit is FUCKING AWESOME.

Anyone who doesn’t agree that One Piece is fucking awesome is a slack jawed cock gobbler. Even the OPs are actually good now. WHAT THE FUCK EVEN THE CUT SEQUENCES HAVE STEPPED IT UP THIS IS GREAT.

WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID ZORO GET EVEN MORE FUCKING AWESOME!?

This episode (377) is still one of the most badass things I've seen in anime.

This episode (377) is still one of the most badass things I’ve seen in anime. The other? Whitebeard. Just Whitebeard. One Piece fucking top two spots.

IT’S FUCKING ZORO ANYONE WHO SAYS ZOLO IS A MONSTER TRASH DEVOURER.

UPDATE: THIS IS AWESOME AS FUCK.

ABC Award Circle Jerk

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I love anime blog/ISSS circle jerks because I’m a real pervert. Totally off the deep end. An anime circle jerk is JUST what I needed too. Thanks to Kai for the nomination. Frankly, I’m surprised I wasn’t first on this list. Anyway, here’s the rules of this aniblog/aniISSS orgy:

Here are the official rules:
1. Download the award logo and add it to your acceptance post.
2. Nominate a few fellow bloggers and share the award.
3. Since the award is ABC, take each letter of the alphabet and use it to tell something about yourself.

Wait…I have to talk about myself? Shit. Oh well, time to get this spank show on the move.

The joke is that this is how a man writes a tournament post.

Asshole: People tell me that I am one. Also, assholes kinda turn me on. What does that mean?

Bill the Ass-Kicker: A legendary ISSS needs a Legendary Mascot. Read about him here: LINK

Cunt: It’s one of my favorite words!

Dragonball-Z: The first anime I watched. This damn show is what sent me down the dark, lonely path of anime.

Elephants: Watch Inukami. You’ll get it. Maybe. Idk great show either way.

Fuck: Count the times I say it. IMPOSSIBLE.

Glothelegend: What a dumb alias. Still. You gotta choose something.

Hairless: I can’t grow a beard and I’m 26. Fucking lame. Also, I have a website about anime. I suck.

InuYasha: Fucking LOVE this show best show ever FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD (it’s what you hearin- LISTEN).

Jokester: Puns. BAD PUNS. I love them. Also, this site is a total joke as well.

Knife Party: I couldn’t think of anything that starts with K. So here’s this bang session: LINK LET’S RAGE

Loo$e Change: Rap Group. Bangout. I was in it. Don’t look it up on youtube. DON’T DO IT (there’s a bunch of Loo$e Changes so you won’t know which is us! HAHAHA IDIOTS! (TLoLC))

My Chemical Romance: Best band ever.

Mirror’s Edge: Fucking BANGOUT Game. YEAH, I DID TWO M’s. FUCK RULES.

Norway: If you can find a certain Loo$e Change video then you might get to see me do something that has to do with Norway and awesome fucking dancing. Good luck.

New York Giants: Again, FUCK RULES.

Onii-san: FUCK THIS SHIT.

Portal: FUCKING AWESOME GAME.

Queen’s Blade: Awesome show. Those tits!

Rie Kugimiya: Obviously I’m putting Rie in this count down. Her impervious and perfect voice acting skill trump all other “R’s.” Sorry “Rumba Rumba Rumba Rumba Rumba.” Hell, even the Red Sox couldn’t upset Rie. Whatttttttt!?

Shakugan no Shana: Yeah I’m going Rie Kugimiya back to back. What did you think this was? Amateur hour? Fucking show rocks hard.

Tarantino, Quentin: Best director ever. END

Urabe Mikoto: BOOM.

Vagina: Lolol.

Whalers: As in Hartford Whalers. Things have been set in motion to bring to team back by the governor, who seems to be pushing for an NHL return heavier than ever.

X: A letter. I’m getting lazy.

Y: Y not?

Zero no Tsukaima: That last season sucked. But I liked the others kinda. #RieKugimiya

FINALLY DONE.

Bill the Ass-KickerNOTE: I forgot BioShock. FUCK.

Also, here are the other people who I’m inviting to the circle jerk/cunnilingus party:

Canne

Klux

Day

Too lazy for more links. They probably won’t even see this. Time to get caught up on One Piece It’s been about a year.

Kyousougiga – Rie Kugimiya

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Here we go again. Hoppin back on board the anime train with a Rie Special! Kyousogigisougisougii looks like a fucking great anime based on two things:

  1. The art and animation style looks fucking cool (similar to Kill la Kill in my eyes).
  2. Rie Kugimiya
  3. Fucking weirdness

That’s three valid points for the price of one. Yeah, you’ve already caught up on this show, but I’ve only just started watching it. The ONA confused the shit out of me, so I’ve waited. Now this season seems to be halfway done or something, so I’m going to hop on the bandwagon and mindlessly love Kyousiogooisiogiii. No, I’m not going to try and spell it. There’s too much shit in the name.

After 4 episodes or so, I love the shit out of this anime. Arguably better than anything else I’ve watched this season/year.

Rie is BACK!

Rie is BACK!

Old Year – New Year

So. I was going to give up Masturbation and sex for as long as possible, but that failed right away, so I need to do something new. First, a year in review, then I will give you my resolutions for the Year of 2014.

Glothelegend’s Year in Review

Of course, I’m going to add a few things that I would normally put in my Birthday Post, due to the fact that I didn’t make one this year. First, some awards for media and anime.

Best Movie

Django Unchained

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Yeah yeah. Technically it came out in 2012, but it was at the end of the year, and the majority of it’s playing time in theatres was in 2013. Plus the movie kicks enough ass to carry over. For those of you who don’t agree, fuck you, but Desolation of Smaug was pretty fucking great. I’d also throw Pacific Rim in there despite it’s flaws. I didn’t see Gravity so fuck you.

Best Song

Fall Out Boy – The Phoenix

Fuck you.

Best Anime

Kill La Kill

I like this more than the fanservicy snapshots that I found on google search.

I like this more than the fanservicy snapshots that I found on google search.

I should probably finish this fucking show. It edges out Shingeki no Kyojin, which were the two biggest shows I enjoyed the most this year. Was Mysterious Girlfriend X this year? If it was, Kill la Kill still wins. I totally love it’s zany ass art and wtf storyline. Update: Holy shit MGX was 2 years ago. Wtf time.

……….

Okay now for the Eye Sedso awards

Best Commenter

King of Space

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KoS has come on strong, we’re talking rapist/stalker strong in these past 2 months or so. I have 30+ comments on one post, all from him. Now that’s what I call loyalty.

Worst Commenter

King of Space

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That’s the catch 22 of being the only commenter these days.

Bold Prediction for 2014

Google builds an army of robots that destroys the world by bringing forth the Apocalypse.

……….

Now for my Resolutions. I’m just going to list them because fuck it.

  1. Post more. I realize that it’s unrealistic to get back to my glory days when I would post 3 times a day (what the fuck). Once a week would be nice. Of course, to do this I will need to…
  2. Watch more anime. I realize that it’s unrealistic to get back to my glory days when I would watch 10 episodes a night, but one episode a day should be easy to accomplish. I should make goals too… like, “Watch this show before the end of the month” and shit like that.
  3. Get a job and a place. I’m old. Time to grow the fuck up. Watching anime should help.
  4. Get into shape. I’m softer around the midsection than I’d like to be. Seriously I haven’t looked like this since freshmen year of college. I couldn’t complete a 2 mile run the other day and felt that maybe it was finally time to take my own life.

So there you have it! Hopefully this year will be a bit of a revitalization for Eye Sedso. I really don’t want to quit. Even though Eye Sedso is probably the worst anime thing on the internet by now, I hate quitting or losing, so I’ll stubbornly keep going until I’m the last anime related site left that I recognize (see my Blog Roll for other sites. I want to beat them all in terms of longevity. As long as they exist, so must I.)

I’ll propose a question that will most likely not get responses…. HOW ABOUT YOU? WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON 2013/2014/RESOLUTIONS? FUCKING ANSWER.

Netflix Anime

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Netflix anime used to be only in English (dubbed), but yesterday I decided to watch a bit of Samurai Champloo and found it to be subbed. After checking around, they’re all subbed. Why?

Oh I dont care. Time to finally watch the Eden Of The East movies.

One I would like point out are the choices Netflix offers. CLASSICS like Trigun and Samurai Champloo, which is one of the top ten anime ever according to some of the best sources (me).

I typed this whole thing on my phone wtf.. Crazy. Breaking new ground here.

ISSS Turning to Shit? There’s an APP for That.

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Good news for Eye Sedso. I may be making an actual, real comeback.

Just got that WordPress App, so I don’t have to sign on to this damn ISSS anymore to check comments or write posts. If something comes to mind, I can just take out my phone and draft that shit up.

Now, this could mean one or two things.

ONE

Eye Sedso is going to get really annoying, really fast. I get a lot of ideas over the course of a day, and the ability to tell people who don’t care about anything I have to say is very tempting. Pretty soon this ISSS could become a bigger version of my twitter (that I don’t use). That’s annoying as fuck.

TWO

Nothing will change. Chances are, I’m going to go from too lazy to check Eye Sedso on my computer to too lazy to check my Eye Sedso on my phone.

I’m fucked.

Merry Christmas?

Santa doesn't bring presents to the poor families.

Santa doesn’t bring presents to the poor families.

SPOILER ALERT: Santa isn’t real and I kinda give that away in this post.

Yeah I’m late. Big fucking care. I guess I should wish a Happy New Years too. And a Happy Easter and St. Patrick’s Day because I’m probably not going to make another post until after those Holidays too.

And yes I say Merry Christmas and not Happy Holidays or whatever. I’m not being insensitive to your religion because I think all religions suck. Hell I don’t even like Christmas. It’s a huge fucking hassle to go out and spend all of my hard earned money on presents that people won’t even like so I don’t feel bad about getting presents that I won’t like. As far as I’m concerned, Christmas is one big circle jerk except everyone has a flaccid penis and no one gets off. There’s just a ton of tugging and chaffing it sucks for everyone involved except the weirdo who get off to chaffed dicks.

It’s even worse when you have to buy for a girlfriend because she’s gonna get you something good (like the complete Indiana Jones Blue Ray Box Set), and she’s gonna expect some fancy ass shit from you. I’ve never had to buy for a girlfriend so here’s what I got her:

A blanket.

I’m so fucking caring. My girlfriend complains nonstop about how cold she is so hopefully this blanket shuts her up for a while. God I’m a great boyfriend. Christmas was so much more awesome when Santa was real and presents got under the tree by magic.

Christmas music sucks ass too. I had to get dragged to my girlfriend’s parents’ place and her sister threw on all sorts of shitty Christmas music because she loves that shit, and I had to sit there and take it. Thank God my girlfriend is normal and wouldn’t mind seeing all Christmas music burn. If she was one of those Christmas music freaks I’d have to dump her and maybe push her down the stairs just to be safe. Christmas Music sucks but people who get excited about Christmas music suck almost infinitely more because they blast it all month long while we have to sit there and be miserable. When I’m miserable, seeing someone happy is the worst thing on Earth. If I am listening to Christmas music then I am miserable; and if I have to sit and watch you be happy during this time, then I do not like you. I’d rather a wild pack of rabid dogs rape you repeatedly until you contract an as of yet undiscovered and thus un-treatable disease that causes you to lose bowel control during the most inappropriate times of the day, like sex or when you visit your inlaws. Fuck you and your music. You know what I listened to on Christmas? Van Halen. That’s some fucking Christmas Music I can get behind.

Then of course your aunts and uncles and cousin all come over, which might actually be cool if you have a fun family. My family sucks.

My cousins played football so they both think they’re the shit even though their football team was so shitty that literally Math club members started. I could fucking play on that football team and be the star of any position. The only good thing about this is they used to brag about how they knew Aaron Hernandez. They used to talk about him on a first name basis like he was their best friend. “Oh did you see Aaron in that game?” Funny how they didn’t seem to mention him at all this year…

I took the high road this year and got obliterated on wine. It was actually a good day. I think wine might become a daily thing for me.

I got two shirts that look the same as one I already have, lotto tickets that didn’t win (everyone else in my family seemed to get 20 to 60 dollars on their cards), some 1 dollar bullshits that I already forgot, and $1400 of my own fucking money. It was a good haul.

PS: All I’ve wanted was Fort Legoredo. Another year goes by and I still haven’t gotten it.

Ahhhhh Shit

Sooooo I’ve clearly fallen off the map as far as one could. Still, I refuse to throw in the towel, desperately clinging to what small life I have left.

Everyone is annoyed with my bullshit.

Everyone is annoyed with my bullshit.

Eye Sedso turned fucking four years old this month. Totally forgot to write a birthday post, but fuck that noise.

Eye Sedso features posts from Glothelegend, an author who hasn’t watched jack shit in terms of anime in weeks, and doesn’t even know what shows are out there. He also doesn’t respond to people who write comments much lately, especially when they write 3-599033 comments within 2 seconds of each other. Yes, there’s a hyphen in there. UPDATE: I finally finished responding to all of KIND OF SPACE’s comments. Took close to a half an hour. Easily my favorite commenter right now, even though I totally spelled his name wrong (KING not KIND). 

Basically, I’m a slacker. I’ve lost passion, and I suck. Deal with it. To bring myself back to life a little, here are some things in my life here that you missed or that have changed since the last time we talked (if we even did)

1. Real Life Happened

The days of slacking around are all but over. I am now teaching in a district, have a girlfriend, and friends of mine are even GETTING MARRIED. WHAT THE FUCK.

Basically, life sucks.

2. The Red Sox Still Rule

On a side note, I expected Baka Raptor to be shredding Eli Manning this season. Maybe it was too easy.

3. My Fantasy Team Lost

1st place ALL SEASON LONG in a deep ass league. Week before the playoffs I posted the highest point total of the season for any team. 1st week in the playoffs? Lose to the fucking 8th seed because my team didn’t even get 100 points. only time I didn’t get 100 points. I BENCHED PEOPLE THE WEEK AFTER I LOST AND STILL MANAGED 100 POINTS.

Fuck you Robert your team isn’t even good.

4. The Hartford Whalers – NOT SO FUCKING DEAD

Reminicsing about adaywithoutme and the awesome podcast we talked about doing, the Hartford Whalers have come to light again in Connecticut, after the Governor did a 180 on his views of the NHL returning to Hartford and PUBLICLY STATED that he’s interested in getting a team back (obviously he would be), but also that there are a few rich ass investors that are planning to buy a team and they want to bring that team to Hartford.

Clearly, my mind has been exploding several times over the past month over this news, as it is mindblowing for something who follows Hartford and Governor Malloy like I do. I am currently too obsessed.

5. Sherlock Holmes is the Shit

He’s the fucking man. That’s all on that.

6. Been Reading Manga Still

Just haven’t told you.

I'm so sick of this shit, and so are you.

I’m so sick of this shit, and so are you.

So now you’re all caught up. Maybe I’ll post something. Orrrr maybe you assholes could just give me 1 million views so that I can quit this charade. Dick heads.