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What are they DOING!?

Red Sox >>> STUPID!

What tha hell!? First of all, it’s pretty much VITAL that you sign Teixeira. He’s young, he’s one of the best hitters in the league, he’s a gold glove, he’s a great clubhouse guy, and he plays hard….He provides some offense that we need……..wait……..NEED……….he gives us another gold glover at a corner (3 for now…Lowell ain’t getting younger, and he’d be a good a perfect THE ONLY PERFECT BEST replacement.)

The words of John Henry, I hope better be nothing more than a clever ruse against Scott Boras, but if not, THEY ARE TH DUMBEST TEAM like……EVER.

FAQ

But Jeff, besides all of the very good arguments you have stated, what’s so good about Teixeira?

-Well, remember the year that the Red Sox had TWO good power hitters in their lineup?

Yea.

-What happened that year?

Oh well they won the world series I think.

-Yes, and our pitching is better this year as well.

Yes but-

-And we have Jason Bay added to the lineup, and with Lowell as the best bench player in baseball, or we could trade him along with Buchholz for Peavy (wishful thinking). Which would make us…..well……really reallllllly reaaaallllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy good.

The Red Sox are dumb.

(I discovered a thing that you can use to cross out words can you tell notice?)

finally back at the gym

Today I finally return to the gym for the first time in a while….I’m so weak I can’t wait….very excited. I’ll update this to let you all (prolly like 2 people) know how it turned out.

 

EDIT: I returned a few hours ago…..wow I am so out of shape, that was embarassing, I will also be sore tomorrow, but will go to the gym as well (we’re supposed to get mad snow though) By the way, The Black Parade is like, the best cd ever.

apathy is my friend

And wouldn’t you know it? He always comes to visit me when school is almost out for break. In fact, he’s here right now, and he brought along his friend, A.D.D. So much for typing my paper, or studying….time do go do something detrimental to my grades! Oh what luck, the Giants are on! Oh but so is Caddyshack! CONFLICT!

That was originally all I was going to say, but I feel like this is related to something else I think is important, so I’ll include it with this…I am, of course talking about pulling All-Nighters. Why are All-Nighters important? Here’s two reasons:

1. It allows you to get more done.

2. You get to experiance more of your life, instead of sleeping through it.

3. It burns more calories than sleeping.

4. Sleep is overrated.

5. You won’t sleep past breakfast, and can now enjoy some nice eggs, cereal, pancakes, waffles, syrup, or whatever.

6. It’s better for your body.

7. You’ll make more money as an adult.

8. People who pull All-Nighters have been known to acquire super powers.

9. George Bush never pulled All-Nighters.

10. People who pull All-Nighters can punch holes through brick walls……with their penis…thusly, girls can not pull All-Nighters.

I guarantee that all of these reasons are not only 100% true, but they are only a few of the reasons why All-Nighters absolutely rule. However, if you read this and start pulling all nighters nightly, get sick and die, I would like to point out not to hold me liable.

NY Giants = Who’s the REAL coach?

Last year, I had said after the loss to the Pats, that if the Giants met them again, they would win. And as they began their playoff run, with every sick pass, catch, pick, and TD, I anointed the Giants as the Team of Destiny. And with such plays as the pass to Tyree, and the lucky missed pick that Samuel probably should have had, it seems obvious that they were indeed the team of destiny. Seeing as I never miss a game (it’s football, one of the best, most non-boring sports) I have come to a consensus with myself. They seem to be so good, so tough, and play with such blatant disregard for human life, that it leads me to believe that the coachs are no more than figure heads, and that the REAL mastermind is this guy:

Heel to the Groin! I just wanted an excuse to bring up Bas Rutten….this video is awesome.

Blogs Suck

I hate blogs. They are stupid, gay, and dumb. Anyone who has a blog is also, stupid, gay, and dumb. Fortunately, this is not a blog, it is an ISSS. Better known as an Information Storage and Sharing Site. If it had been a blog, I would immediately be forced to discover whether or not I could fly by throwing myself off of a building (15 Stories Minimal). If I were to hazard a guess, I would probably say that I would be able to fly, because let’s face it, I can do pretty much anything I try (unintentional rhyme bitch, Loo$e Change). So on this ISSS, I’m gonna make a lot of posts (maybe three before I realize how gay this is) mainly about anything I want. Hooray time for an actual thing now.

EDIT: Loo$e Change Best Rap group of of Southington ever.

DOUBLE EDIT: If you are writing a research paper on sarcasm, feel free to use this post from Eye Sedso.

HOLY SHIT TRIPLE EDIT: This post really sucked, yet it’s among my most popular in terms of veiws.

I hate anime

Well, I used to. until back in the day, when one of my friends told me to watch Dragonball Z. I though it looked stupid. I watched it. It still looked stupid. “What a dumb show”, I thought. Then I started watching it when I saw it was on. I figured that I’d give it another shot. Eventually I became obsessed with it, and I watched it everyday on Toonami after Reboot, which was a fuckin sick show back in the day. (this was back in Middle School I think, I was a little kid anyways) Anyway, I saw they had other shows, like Inuyasha that played later at night (Adult Swim). Inuyasha though, was gay for sure. I remember thinking, “Ok, it’s about a girl named Inuyasha who has a bow and arrow. This is prolly like Sailor Moon or some shit. No way I’m watching it.” So then of course I watched it, and realized that not only was I way off in my preceding thoughts about the show, (ie plot and such), but this show was fuckin awesome. Eventually I got tired of staying up at night to watch it (my dad would get mad on school nights if he found me staying up) so I watched it online, back when Youtube was cool. This led to me watch more and more and more anime until I became obsessed with it. In my hay-day, I could go through 15 episodes in a day. My record was I think 34 no one was home and everyone in town was on vacation, I literally had nothing to do). Now I watch a max of usually 3 per night because I refuse to be one of those kids that has no life or friends and doesn’t go out to parties and stuff to maybe have a few drinks and the occasional random hook up. If you’re one of those kids, sorry pal go do something. Examples:

Jesus Christ are thise kids for real. I cant even make fun of them, Id feel like I was making fun of people with a mental handicap (prolly the only time youll hear me being politically correct.).

Jesus Christ are these kids for real. I can't even make fun of them, I'd feel like I was making fun of people with a mental handicap (prolly the only time you'll hear me being politically correct.).

On the other hand, look at my greatness:

I'm the only person in focus. Why is that you ask? Because I'm fuckin ballin.

I'm the only person in focus. Why is that you ask? Because I'm fuckin ballin. Backwards jersey of a nonexistent player and the half Kanye glasses.

I should point out now that I like to use the word fuck a lot, I absolutely SUCK at spelling, and I’m very impulsive. The most likely scenario is that I will be obsessed with this website for like a week and then completely lose interest.