If You Could Be One Anime Character, Who Would You Be?

After finishing Golden Boy and deciding that it was totally awesome (effective Nov. 17th or something), I realized that it would also be awesome to have Kintaro’s life. His lifestyle, his luck, and the interactions that he goes through in a short 6 episodes are all enviable to say the least.

Then the awesomeness of this show got me thinking, “Out of all of the characters that I’ve witnessed, a number well into the thousands, who would I like to be?”

Notice I say “be” and not “be like. “It’s a question asked so many times that I guess I thought I already answered it, but thinking back, I never really considered it. So after this, I had to think, and so, I thought.

I thought and I thought.

Afterwards, I came to the conclusion that I should think a little bit more, and so I did.

I thought a little bit more, and then, finally, I was good and ready to realize what character I wanted to be think even more. One can never do enough thinking, and I f-

Cut to the chase you moron. All you do is ramble. You still owe me a po-

Right. Now, before I tell you three people who still actually read this ISSS who that character is, let me let you know why. Most of the characters that I like the most have to qualify certain needs that I, as a sad boring human living in reality desire:

1. Powers

Some kind of power must be present in this character. That’s just how it is. My favorite characters usually have these types of things in place. InuYasha has all sorts of crazy powers from being a half demon with an awesome sword. Ed Elric can use alchemy. Even someone like Maki from Air Master has unrealistic levels of strength and agility, and an enormous vagina, which I can consider a power in itself. In fact, it doesn’t necessarily have to be a power based on the body. Something like an awesome weapon can be considered a power (such as a Gantz suit or weapon), and likewise, being great at strategic thinking (Lelouch, Light Yagami) can be a power, because fuck, I can’t really do that (I probably could). Either way, the idea is, if you decided that you want to be a character, then you take all of their abilities (even the bad ones), and since powers like these don’t exist in real life, it’s up to anime to quench the thirst to fly or beat the shit out of a 24 foot tall giant using long stretchy arms that, despite being made out of a soft substance, still somehow hurt really bad.

2. The World

The world in which a character lives in and how they fit into this world have a lot to do with how much I’d want to swap places with a given character. You don’t want to have awesome powers but then end up living in a world where you still pretty much suck compared to everyone else. Take Krillin (DBZ) for example. By our standards of reality, he would easily be the strongest person in the history of people on Earth. He can shoot energy blasts out of his hands for God’s sake and it’s not like you see our troops using distructo-disks in Iraq do you? However, compared to pretty much anyone else in DBZ, he’s kind of a chump. Sure, in the Garlic Junior Saga, he dressed like a pimp, but other than that, he’s a bitch.

So a character’s place in their world has something to do with who I’d choose, so pretty much that means I’d want to take the strongest, or main character of a given show, right? Not necessarily. The example I cited (Krillin) demonstrates a character’s situation where he pretty much sucks, but to no fault of his own. Krillin really can’t improve anymore than he already has. He can’t get much stronger. He’s still a human. Meanwhile, he is surrounded by all sorts of crazy super saiyans, who never lose their powers and are super strong and pretty much live forever. He has limits. They don’t. He’s stuck where he is. That being said, he still gets to put his dick in 18′s ass every night, so it’s not like it’s all bad, because he’s a foxy babe. Take One Piece for example. Luffy is clearly the strongest and has awesome powers, but I fucking love swords, so I’d rather be Zoro. Plus he’s either sleeping or drinking, and I love doing those things too (I did not pick him though).

You see, some characters, while not the strongest, can make themselves strong and persevere in spite of this fact. Take Inuyasha for example. He’s a half demon. He’s not the strongest person in the world, but he has powers, and, mainly because of his weapon, he can improve his powers throughout his life, and improve his standing. Not only that, but while he might not be the strongest, the people around him provide him with ways to beat enemies that are much stronger than anything he could beat alone. In other words, he might not be the strongest, but he can hold his own, no matter the opponent. If Krillin tries to face any crazy super saiyans, he’s gonna get the shit kicked out of him. It’s not good to be a character with no weaknesses, it’s just not as fun.

There’s many other things that go into a situation, such as what girls are doing around a character, and…..well…..yeah that’s pretty much the only other thing that concerns me.

Anyway, this posts is getting kind of long, so I’m going to cut to the chase. The characters who’s life I would most like to have is…..

Pidgey!


Yeah right. What a dumb pokemon, it’s just a normal fucking bird. If someone tried to fight me with a pidgey I could probably just throw a rock and kill it. It’s just a bird. Who in their right mind would want to be a Pidgey (I have a pidgey in my latest pokemon exploit, so I’m kind of a hypocrite here). No, no, no. My choice is a character whom I had always wanted to be. But first, I’m going to explain a bit [more].

The Top Tier

Before I get to my top three shows from which I’d want to be a character in, here are some other shows that I considered for my character swap:

One Piece


First of all, pirates are awesome. If you disagree, then burn in hell. Second of all, One Piece contains a rich plethora of powers to choose from. You can do anything from turning into a moose to using fire at will to being unable to tell anything but corny jokes (that’s a real power too, I looked it up, and I mention it in a post that is yet to be released). Yes ladies and gentlemen, One Piece has it all.

Inukami


I just love everything about this anime. Yoko is an awesome character and would make a great partner (for fighting), but mainly Keita (I actually remember their names!!!) is the one that intrigues me the most. His use of frog bombs truthfully isn’t anything special, but he’s pretty much allowed to run around naked. Worse case scenario, he ends up in jail only to be taken out later. No fine, no serious punishment. Now that’s a nice freedom to have, and should be considered a fantastic power.

Moyashimon


Ability to see particles? Awesome. Think of the financial gain that can be brought with seeing these tiny little guys….on second thought, this would probably make me never want to eat food again….forget this one, I don’t want this life.

xxxHOLiC


Watanuki is a bitch. He should go after Zashiki but he’s too stupid to realize how awesome she is.

Tenchi Muyo


Tenchi is a bitch. He should go after Ryoko but he’s too stupid to realize how awesome she is.

In the end, I narrowed my extensive amount of anime down to three shows. And here are my breakdowns of these top three anime:

Dragonball Z

Cosplay: It's not for everyone.

This has always been one of the shows that I would dream about. Like, you know how before you go to bed you create a story with an entire plot about yourself having some kind of power or something? And you know how you do this every night? Like, maybe you imagine yourself with abilities to fly and shoot distructo disks and stuff, and you imagine that you’re in a classroom, and suddenly crazy fighting ninjas come in and you fight them and beat them and win, and everyone is watching you thinking, “Woah! That kids all crazy and stuff! I’m so jealous of HIM!” You know how you usually do this? You don’t? Wtf is wrong with you, imagining shit all the time is awesome! Anyway, the awesome things you can do here are limitless. Shooting energy blasts, flying…CATCHING DRAGONBALLS!!! Dude even if you don’t have a power you want, you can wish for it to happen.

InuYasha

This was the show that took the place of the previously explained “pre-sleep-imaginations-dreams”. Instead of blasting someone with a Kamehameha, I was using claws to tear through them. So usually the bystanders in my dream were more afraid of me than in awe of me. Actually, they were both. It was much more fun, and there was more blood.

Fullmetal Alchemist

Cosplay: It is for other people.

There are so many things that you can do with alchemy, so many endless possibilities, that you can’t not consider this. You can do anything from controlling fire to moving the earth to fixing things to creating nuclear explosions (maybe. I’m not actually a nuclear physicist, so I’m not sure if nuclear explosions are really possible). So this is always a good choice. In the end, I wentwith the character that I thought I’d have the most fun with, basically, this is a character who’s build and world was tailor made to make me drool with envy.

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Inuyasha

All of that for this!? We already know that you like InuYasha! This was a waste of everyone’s time!

BAH! Inuyasha is awesome for several reasons, which I’m just going to list because it’s late and I wanna finish this draft now.

  • Inuyasha has awesome powers. He can use his blood as a weapon, he can use his claws as a weapon (fun!), he can turn into a demon with crazy ass power and use that as a weapon, and he can even use his weapon as a weapon! And, what’s more, is his weapon has powers, and can get more! Pretty much a perfect power package there!
  • The world Inuyasha lives in is feudal Japan. I fucking LOVE feudal Japan. Think of this. There’s no cars or cities, so there’s virtually no pollution (in comparison to today). Breathe that fresh air baby! Not only that, but Kagome can bring all sorts of new technologies back to feudal Japan and we can become famous inventors on the side. Money money money! But hey, if I ever don’t like it, I can just come to the future through the well. I’ve got the best of both worlds baby!
  • The crew. The crew is great. I can beat up on Shippo (which would be often), we have a funny monk (Miroku), a hot demon slayer (Sango) and a hot 15 year old who definitely isn’t 15 (Kagome). Honestly, Kagome’s more developed than some 20 year olds. There’s a thousand other characters too. As Inuyasha, I might try and get with Kagura before she dies.
  • Kagome can cook…..she can cook very well at that….I could end this right here.
  • Killing demons all day sounds like a fun job.
  • Inuyasha’s cloak can prevent injury.
  • Inuyasha can run fast as fuck, and jump far as fuck. I’d LOVE to not have to drive anymore.
  • Stabbed in the throat? No big deal.
  • I’d finally be able to see what Inuyasha looks like with a shaved head. What do those ears look like? Are they like…attached to the top of his head? Do they go all the way down to where his human ears should be? Must look weird.
  • Inuyasha can smell blood. Like literally. The only drawback to his great sense of smell is if I was in a room with Robert, and he farted, I’d probably actually die.
  • I’ll live a very long time.
  • Laws? What are they? Wait, who cares either way? I’m ten times stronger than any human!

Pretty much, he covers every aspect of a life that I’d want. The character of Inuyasha has a good world, a good standing in said world. Female prospects of good quality, fun and danger to be had at every corner, no laws, and a passage back to the current time if I ever want a vacation. I can still watch anime even! BAMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Extra Shit

Well, I took about a week off, mainly because I’ve been hardcore balling out. I had two open bars on consecutive nights at event where I danced my ASS OFF, grinded with a MILF, and had a furocious good time, I got drunk some more, I had UN party (only people in my neighborhood) where I threw on a Kilt an argued over the importance of haggis, my birthday, Thanksgiving (on the same day! I’m 23 years old, and still ignoring reality!), and the week is still young. Tomorrow I’m going to get bombed and on Saturday I’m off to see the first inaugural game of the CT Whale, which is the closest thing I’m going to get to seeing my beloved Whalers reign on the ice again, although, I have heard from the former Hartford Whaler’s Dentist, that there is a 100% chance that the Whalers will return. Not only that, but the current owner of the CT Whale (AHL) is currently on pretty good terms with the NHL commissioner. They’ve gotten pretty friendly which is always a good thing. If the Whalers ever returned I’d go insane. Like, take the Red Sox winning the 04 World Series and ALCS combined, multiply it by….oh say……over 9000, and then you’ll get close to how ballistic I would go. Chances are, you wouldn’t be able to control me for weeks, and I wouldn’t get any sleep. I imagined the moment happening and I almost lost it. If the NHL starts losing revenue somehow then I think they might think about expanding, and a new stadium could be built (if the economy ever gets better which will be at least 5 years in my opinion). All I’m saying is it’s not impossible. Wow, I did not expect to write this much about the Whalers. Fuck. Here’s me in a kilt:

MON THEN YA SPECCY CUNT, SQUARE GO-LIKE!

Vampire Money. It’s an awesome song. Listen to it.

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Nyan Koi to Phantom to Everything in Between

I’ll probably be the only one who thinks this post is brilliant. If you read it, you might get free beer!

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Now that I’ve got your attention with the empty gesture of free beer, here are some things I would like to say:

Nyan Koi!

I was only going to watch 2 shows week to week:

  1. InuYasha: The Final Act
  2. Natsu no Arashi 2

Well, so much for that. I couldn’t hold back…on….Nyan Koi!? Really!? Nyan Koi was the show that I couldn’t not watch? Well whatever, the show kicks ass.

Premise: From all the fall preview posts and shit like that, you should know the God damn premise already, if not, the internet is a vast source for information, you can find out the general plot somewhere I’m sure.

Basically, after two episodes of this show, I have learned that it actually has some pretty good humor. I like cats, or as the Mexicans call them “Los Gatos de Diablos”, so talking cats and a show with similar episodes doesn’t bother me at all. So far the best character is:

Style baby

This girl loves cats, but what’s more, she’s got some style. I like the hair, I like the makeup, she looks cool. If a girl looked like this in real life, I would probably date her maybe depending on how the transition of makeup on an anime girl to makeup on a real life girl went. I mean, things in anime tend to look a lot cooler looking than things in real life. Cosplay comes to mind, although I no longer have any problem with cosplay (I’ll still never do it).

So Kanoko looks cool, but she only wore her makeup for one fucking episode. That’s fucking gay. It looks like she won’t be wearing any anymore either, which is even more gay. However, she’s still the best character due to these factors:

  • Tomboy
  • Controlling
  • Cool Personality

Honestly, the only reason I like her as a character is the makeup and the tomboy persona. Whatever. This show is good so far.

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Fucking Check

Speaking of cool looking characters….

The Top Cool Looking Characters Ever List

I don’t know if anyone remembers that I was making a “list” of cool looking characters, but I was. I still am, but there’s a lot of writing and picture finding and unfortunately I’m very lazy. Maybe I’ll put out one more to round it off. Speaking of lists…

Longest Post in the History of Eye Sedso

What's this post going to be about? You'll find out if I ever finish it.

What's this post going to be about? You'll find out if I ever finish it.

I am currently writing a very long post. It was going to be cool, but unfortunately, I’m very lazy, and it’s taken me weeks just to get to the D’s, and since I have started this post, there have been a lot of similar posts coming out (which I won’t link to because it will give away what this post will be about), so now my idea isn’t going to seem original, which actually doesn’t effect me at all. I’m still writing it, and maybe I’ll finish it (it get’s longer by the day though. (you might be able to guess what it is, although that’s a large “might”.) Speaking of lists…

Worst Characters Ever List

That’s right, I’m devising a top ten worst characters list, and here’s what I know about it so far:

  • Reina will be on it.
  • Shippo will be on it.

Speaking of Shippo…

InuYasha: The Final Act – Episode 2+3

Have I mentioned that I'm really happy about InuYasha returning?

No, Kagura, you're going to die.

Fuckin Kagura died (again, since I already saw her die in the manga). Fuck that. Kagura is like, awesome. If she were a girl in real life, I would probably date her. Not maybe. It’s a sealed deal. However, I am yet to meet a girl with red eyes that isn’t an albino, so that’s not going to happen ever.

Episode 3? I’m not sure I even want to watch it (I do), because it’s about fucking Shippo. No I don’t mean that some one is going to penetrate Shippo, say, with a penis. I mean that the episode is about Shippo, and Shippo is fucking stupid. No, I don’t mean to say that Shippo is having sex with someone named stupid, I mean that Shippo is one of the worst characters ever.

Alphabet of Manliness: Extended Version

Longer, Harder

Buy this now.

Buy this now.

When I went to buy this today (a task which I should have done earlier). I became enraged because Borders didn’t have it. Therefore I traveled from Westfarms Mall in New Britain (or Newington or where ever) to Westfield Mall in Meriden, where Borders books doesn’t blow hard, and purchased this book for $16.50. It contains 30+ pages of material compared to the original, including the Numbers of Manliness. It’s funny, and since some ass hole still have my copy of the original, because he’s too cheap to buy his own, I enjoy my purchase.

Other Stupid Shit

Having a stack of burger wrapped in paper and sitting right in front of me as I help myself to their tasty goodness is one of my actual goals in life. The sad thing is, I could do it whenever I want, and haven't. I actually hate this girl because she's getting to do it. She stole my fucking dream.

Having a stack of burger wrapped in paper and sitting right in front of me as I help myself to their tasty goodness is one of my actual goals in life. The sad thing is, I could do it whenever I want, and haven't. I actually hate this girl because she's getting to do it. She stole my fucking dream.

Yes, I will have a review of Phantom down below, this way the title makes sense, because everything “in between” is literally “in between” Nyan Koi and Phantom. I rule.

Let’s see here. Here are some things that I still haven’t finished but probably should have finished by now, if not for the fact that, believe it or not, my life does not revolve around anime. I had a busy weekend getting hammered [delete] My whole life is one big doubt. What the fuck was I even- oh yea:

I should have finished by now:

  • Basquash! - good show, not watching for some reason EDIT: I have restarted watching it, and it’s still awesome.
  • Pandora Hearts – good show, not watching for some reason, started to yesterday though.
  • Bleach: Whatever that new movie is that I was going to watch tonight until I started writing this bullshit update/filler/juicy fruit post.
  • Tenchi Muyo – Wtf, I started it and was flying through. Then I stopped.
  • Ranma 1/2 – Honestly, it’s been about 7 years now since I started this.
  • Spice and Wolf II -good show, could finish in a day no problem.
  • Umi Monogatari – good show (from what I saw).

I should have started:

  • Natsu no Arashi 2 – Under-rated.
  • Zan Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei – This show kicks ass. Why the fuck have I only watched one episode?
  • Onani Master Kurosawa – This looks like it’s right up my alley, Wtf?
  • Bakemonogatari – I space out my Shinbo.

I have only just started:

  • Aria – got through half of the first episode, then Megavideo said “Ah Ah Ah! You didn’t say the magic word! Ah Ah Ah!” Then Samuel L Jackson got his arm bit off by a raptor. In fact, it was Baka-Raptor (I guess I might as well say that).

The New York Giants

Are the most disgusting team I have ever seen. If they get anything less than a Super Bowl victory this year I will be sadly disappointed. Although they have been playing teams like the Raiders (who they DESTROYED with their back up players).

The Boston Red Sox

I didn’t even watch the first game. I tortured myself into watching some of the second game. To tell you the truth I didn’t care about the playoffs at all this year. Usually it’s my favorite time of the year. Today I watched the game with general excitment. Then they put in Papelbon, and I almost just shut the tv off. I had been saying ALL YEAR. Trade Papelbon. He gets worse every year. He can’t control his fastball, everything is over the plate. You know what? Here are a list of things that I CALLED.

  • In game 2 Yanks vs Twins, I actually said, “Texiera is going to get to first somehow, and then A-Rod is going to hit a home run.” I have witnisses. Naturally it happened, andI wasn’t surprised in the least.
  • The Red Sox brought Rameriz in the relieve. I said, “he’s going to load the bases, and probably not get a single out.” Needless, to say, it happened.
  • The Red Sox Brought in Papelbon in the 8th [today] and I said, “Well, that’s the game, Papelbon SUCKS.’ Needless to say he allowed about 3 or 4 runs. I don’t know WHY Francona didn’t just leave Wagner in. He gave up a hit and a walk and then settled down. STUPID, BONEHEAD MANAGER.
  • “Carl Pavano will pitch good tonight. (I actually said this about the one game playoff as well). As usual, I was correct.

I can predict anything. I think that the Yankees will probably win everything, but the Angles have a fierce lineup. So anything can happen.

The Denver Nuggets

Are fucking awesome, and this year is the year that they beat the Lakers (even though the Lakers are even better than last year….somehow).

Speaking of Nuggets….

Phantom: Requiem for the Phantom

Shit, I used the only screen shot of this show that I took. I need a picture below the title though, so I’ll just pick a random one that I have lying around.

There's a reason I have this saved. I plan to use it. (aka, you'll see this again.)

There's a reason I have this saved. I plan to use it. (aka, you'll see this again.)

Yea, that works. Okay, review. Phantom, in my opinion, was…….PHANTastic! (*crickets*). What’s wrong with that? It’s a good pu- okay fine then.

Premise: Again, the internet is vast. I will tell you that it’s about assassins.

I almost dropped this show. Then I just let it sit and pile up interest (episodes) over time. Good thing I did. I was able to avoid a recession and didn’t end up laying this show off. Nor did I give it a bailout. It was a good show though.

I’d say the thing that stood out most for me was the story progression. Something was always happening that moved the story in a different direction, and even though there were a lot of corny moments, they really weren’t that bad. I really on;y had a few things that I didn’t like about it:

  1. Reiji died at the end. Now, I don’t mind the fact that he died. I expected one of them to die. But the way that they killed him off was so stupid and pointless that as far as I’m concerned, he’s alive and having sex with Eren (not Elen….Elen  isn’t as cool looking or sounding  as Eren, so her name, as far as I’m concerned, is Eren). I mean, I guy in a wagon randomly kills him in the last second of the last episode, after the entire plot is basically over. They just kind of did it to say that they did it. Retarded. Marks off for that.
  2. The soundtrack was repetitive to say the least. In one episode, it seemed like they played the song that was supposed to be for “building suspense” for what seemed like the entire 24 minutes. It became very stupid, and slightly annoying, to say the least. Incorrect answer, Phantom, Marks off.

Best Character?

Cal, because she somehow went from being the girl in the above burger picture, to being a girl with huge tits who kills people in only 2 years. probably physically impossible in real life. I mean, one day she’s like, 12, then next day she’s like 18.

Also, she was easily the best of the assassins. I mean, she had the watch, and when it stopped playing she would shoot the other person. Wasn’t that in a Clint Eastwood movie or something? If you know (Mike) then feel free to tell me.

Too bad she died too.

Overall, though, I thought that it was pretty cool. I liked how they incorporated the Phantom of the Opera (which I have never seen, and don’t plan to see any time soon) into the show with a similar name. Overall, I’d give it a

FINAL GRADE = 5 (I had it at a 5*, but after a few days, a 5 is better)

Bill used to be a Phantom, so he fought on an even keel with Phantom. They later had drinks.

Bill used to be a Phantom, so he fought on an even keel with Phantom. They later went out for drinks.

Wow this became a long ass post.

InuYasha: The Final Act Episode 1 – Reactions of a Rabid InuYasha Fan

It wasn’t until the OP when I realized just how much I missed this show. With the OP, I was suddenly brought back several years in time, and remembered basically everything about why I loved this show (even the fillers…I could watch fillers of InuYasha all day).

That was fucking amazing. I exploded. As for the ED?

Holy shit that was awesome. I exploded again (when I say I exploded, I mean I literally exploded. Luckily, my heart is in a different location, so I can just rebuild my body after I explode).

Dear God, this is awesome. I remember now why InuYasha is my favorite anime ever, and will most likely always be my favorite anime ever, and I’ll get into that a bit later.

This episode was the PERFECT re-launch episode that one could ask for. Sunrise included all of the characters (even ones from Kagome’s school) and was basically just fucking awesome. I’m not even sure that I can make a coherent response to the episode, because I’m so fucking excited about what I just watched.

Hey, I heard InuYasha was back.

Hey, I heard InuYasha was back.

First of all, I love when the setting is in Kagome’s world. I hope that they, at some point, make another InuYasha movie that takes place fully in Kagome’s world, and all of Kagome’s friends find out that InuYasha is a half-demon. That would be the ideal InuYasha movie for me. Next point>>

After the first run of InuYasha came to a “completion”, I found myself disturbed in the fact that no ending was given, and so I had no choice but to read the manga, (which is fucking awesome by the way) which would be the first manga that I have ever read in my life ever. I finished that, exploded, and now here I am, with the InuYasha continuation out and about, only this time around, I know what’s going to happen. Including this:

I remember this from the manga.

That isn't scary in the least, and I think InuYasha is a huge pussy.

Hello, my name is Sesshomaru, and I rule.

Hello, my name is Sesshomaru, and I rule.

This episode literally contained everyone (even though I only showed like, three), and that made me realize something:

InuYasha has one of the most character diverse line-ups out there.

This is a picture of a calander that is no longer in use as it is 2003.

This is a picture of a calander that is no longer in use as it is 2003.

Anything from demons to humans to everything in between, and every character seems to have their own side stories and ambitions, which all coincide with each other. Don’t believe me? Well first of all, fuck you, second of all, I will now explain ALL OF THEM (with bullets):

  • Kagura wants to get free (like The Vines).
  • Kohaku has to deal with the fact that he killed pretty much his whole family, and seeks revenge on Naraku by himself. He is also being kept alive by a jewel shard, given to him by Naraku.
  • Inuyasha, Kagome, and Kikyo have to deal with their bullshit stupid love triangle (which I actually think was done pretty well by Rumiko, if you think about it)
  • Kikyo has to deal with the fact that she’s actually fucking dead. She also took care of a bandit which eventually became Naraku.
  • Kagome has to deal with the fact that she is Kiyko’s reincarnation, school, learning how to shoot arrows and pretty much a new way of life, and the fact that it’s her fault for this whole mess of the jewel breaking in the first place.
  • Inuyasha and Kikyo have to deal with the fact that Naraku pretty much tricked them into basically hating each other (I mean they never really hated each other), Kikyo dying, Inuyasha getting pinned to a tree, and getting revenge on Naraku for that.
  • Sango wants to get her brother back from Naraku, she also loves Miroku.
  • Miroku has to deal with the whole wind tunnel, and the fact that it will someday swallow him whole, unless he kills Naraku. He also has to feel up young maidens and be leacherous. He also loves Sango.
  • Shippo has to be the most annoying character ever.
  • Sesshomaru has to be fucking awesome, and he just pretty much wants to kill Naraku. Also, he has to deal with the fact that Inuyasha got the Tessaiga and he got the Tensaiga, and he needs to figure out how to work it (and when he does….fuckin forget it). Also, what’s the deal with Rin?
  • Jaken, sucks.
  • Rin: As Baka-Raptor has said, every awesome character has a small child with him, this is kind of the same thing.
  • Naraku has to deal with the fact that he fucked pretty much everyone in the world over. He wants the shard, and to stay alive, has hidden his heart elsewhere, which pretty much makes him immortal.
  • Koga has shards in his legs that make him fast. He wants to kill Naraku for revenge for his clan.
  • Kana: A girl with a mirror.
  • Hakudoshi is a detachment of Naraku, and tries to at one point overthrow him by creating Moryomaru, who I will not explain because he really has nothing much to say.
  • Totosai is a swordsmith who is funny, and whose dubbed voice is really easy and fun to impersonate.

I”m starting to kind of lose myself here, so I’m going to stop with the character bullshit. Basically, the characters are all awesome, and they all have sick back-stories. I don’t even think that I can pick a favorite. I’d say my top three (in no order) are:

  • Sesshomaru
  • Kagura
  • Inuyasha

Next episode is going to be bitter sweet.

Saying this is like saying "He's pitching a perfect game" when a pitcher it pitching a perfect game.

Saying this is like saying "He's pitching a perfect game" when a pitcher it pitching a perfect game.

Sweet because Sesshomaru fights, and is awesome. Bitter because Kagura bites it.

When I was writing this post, I exploded 12 times. I also watched the episode about 3 times.