Totally would never guess, but I’ve been watching anime!


And those are my shorts! I SHIT IN THOSE SHORTS!

Not really though but maybe.

Took the day off from work. The girlfriend is gone for the day. This is pretty much the only way for me to watch currently. What the hell happened? Fuckkkkkm.

Idk why there’s an m at the end of Fucckkkkkm but I’m leaving it. Sounds like a cereal. “Want some Fuckkkkkkms?” “Nah they’re high in sugar.”


1 Year Later – R.I.P.

About 1 year ago, the greatest band ever in history of forever decided to break up, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR NEXT ALBUM, WHICH THEY SAID WAS GOING TO RULE.

I’m pretty sure it’s taken me a year to write this post, as I still held out hope that it was all some sort of joke or something like that. Obviously, it wasn’t, because a year later My Chemical Romance still is not together.

Oh so sad.

I need to just shut this fucking site down.

Literally BEASTING One Piece Right Now


Holy fuck. It’s been 2012 since the last time I watched any One Piece. That means I’ve got HUNDREDS of episodes at my disposal to marathon my way through. Well….truthfully it’s more like 150 or something like that. All I know is that the gang FINALLY regrouped on the bubble island after 2 years and shit is FUCKING AWESOME.

Anyone who doesn’t agree that One Piece is fucking awesome is a slack jawed cock gobbler. Even the OPs are actually good now. WHAT THE FUCK EVEN THE CUT SEQUENCES HAVE STEPPED IT UP THIS IS GREAT.


This episode (377) is still one of the most badass things I've seen in anime.

This episode (377) is still one of the most badass things I’ve seen in anime. The other? Whitebeard. Just Whitebeard. One Piece fucking top two spots.



ABC Award Circle Jerk


I love anime blog/ISSS circle jerks because I’m a real pervert. Totally off the deep end. An anime circle jerk is JUST what I needed too. Thanks to Kai for the nomination. Frankly, I’m surprised I wasn’t first on this list. Anyway, here’s the rules of this aniblog/aniISSS orgy:

Here are the official rules:
1. Download the award logo and add it to your acceptance post.
2. Nominate a few fellow bloggers and share the award.
3. Since the award is ABC, take each letter of the alphabet and use it to tell something about yourself.

Wait…I have to talk about myself? Shit. Oh well, time to get this spank show on the move.

The joke is that this is how a man writes a tournament post.

Asshole: People tell me that I am one. Also, assholes kinda turn me on. What does that mean?

Bill the Ass-Kicker: A legendary ISSS needs a Legendary Mascot. Read about him here: LINK

Cunt: It’s one of my favorite words!

Dragonball-Z: The first anime I watched. This damn show is what sent me down the dark, lonely path of anime.

Elephants: Watch Inukami. You’ll get it. Maybe. Idk great show either way.

Fuck: Count the times I say it. IMPOSSIBLE.

Glothelegend: What a dumb alias. Still. You gotta choose something.

Hairless: I can’t grow a beard and I’m 26. Fucking lame. Also, I have a website about anime. I suck.

InuYasha: Fucking LOVE this show best show ever FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD (it’s what you hearin- LISTEN).

Jokester: Puns. BAD PUNS. I love them. Also, this site is a total joke as well.

Knife Party: I couldn’t think of anything that starts with K. So here’s this bang session: LINK LET’S RAGE

Loo$e Change: Rap Group. Bangout. I was in it. Don’t look it up on youtube. DON’T DO IT (there’s a bunch of Loo$e Changes so you won’t know which is us! HAHAHA IDIOTS! (TLoLC))

My Chemical Romance: Best band ever.

Mirror’s Edge: Fucking BANGOUT Game. YEAH, I DID TWO M’s. FUCK RULES.

Norway: If you can find a certain Loo$e Change video then you might get to see me do something that has to do with Norway and awesome fucking dancing. Good luck.

New York Giants: Again, FUCK RULES.



Queen’s Blade: Awesome show. Those tits!

Rie Kugimiya: Obviously I’m putting Rie in this count down. Her impervious and perfect voice acting skill trump all other “R’s.” Sorry “Rumba Rumba Rumba Rumba Rumba.” Hell, even the Red Sox couldn’t upset Rie. Whatttttttt!?

Shakugan no Shana: Yeah I’m going Rie Kugimiya back to back. What did you think this was? Amateur hour? Fucking show rocks hard.

Tarantino, Quentin: Best director ever. END

Urabe Mikoto: BOOM.

Vagina: Lolol.

Whalers: As in Hartford Whalers. Things have been set in motion to bring to team back by the governor, who seems to be pushing for an NHL return heavier than ever.

X: A letter. I’m getting lazy.

Y: Y not?

Zero no Tsukaima: That last season sucked. But I liked the others kinda. #RieKugimiya


Bill the Ass-KickerNOTE: I forgot BioShock. FUCK.

Also, here are the other people who I’m inviting to the circle jerk/cunnilingus party:




Too lazy for more links. They probably won’t even see this. Time to get caught up on One Piece It’s been about a year.

Kyousougiga – Rie Kugimiya


Here we go again. Hoppin back on board the anime train with a Rie Special! Kyousogigisougisougii looks like a fucking great anime based on two things:

  1. The art and animation style looks fucking cool (similar to Kill la Kill in my eyes).
  2. Rie Kugimiya
  3. Fucking weirdness

That’s three valid points for the price of one. Yeah, you’ve already caught up on this show, but I’ve only just started watching it. The ONA confused the shit out of me, so I’ve waited. Now this season seems to be halfway done or something, so I’m going to hop on the bandwagon and mindlessly love Kyousiogooisiogiii. No, I’m not going to try and spell it. There’s too much shit in the name.

After 4 episodes or so, I love the shit out of this anime. Arguably better than anything else I’ve watched this season/year.

Rie is BACK!

Rie is BACK!

Old Year – New Year

So. I was going to give up Masturbation and sex for as long as possible, but that failed right away, so I need to do something new. First, a year in review, then I will give you my resolutions for the Year of 2014.

Glothelegend’s Year in Review

Of course, I’m going to add a few things that I would normally put in my Birthday Post, due to the fact that I didn’t make one this year. First, some awards for media and anime.

Best Movie

Django Unchained


Yeah yeah. Technically it came out in 2012, but it was at the end of the year, and the majority of it’s playing time in theatres was in 2013. Plus the movie kicks enough ass to carry over. For those of you who don’t agree, fuck you, but Desolation of Smaug was pretty fucking great. I’d also throw Pacific Rim in there despite it’s flaws. I didn’t see Gravity so fuck you.

Best Song

Fall Out Boy – The Phoenix

Fuck you.

Best Anime

Kill La Kill

I like this more than the fanservicy snapshots that I found on google search.

I like this more than the fanservicy snapshots that I found on google search.

I should probably finish this fucking show. It edges out Shingeki no Kyojin, which were the two biggest shows I enjoyed the most this year. Was Mysterious Girlfriend X this year? If it was, Kill la Kill still wins. I totally love it’s zany ass art and wtf storyline. Update: Holy shit MGX was 2 years ago. Wtf time.


Okay now for the Eye Sedso awards

Best Commenter

King of Space

KoS 1

KoS has come on strong, we’re talking rapist/stalker strong in these past 2 months or so. I have 30+ comments on one post, all from him. Now that’s what I call loyalty.

Worst Commenter

King of Space

KoS 2

That’s the catch 22 of being the only commenter these days.

Bold Prediction for 2014

Google builds an army of robots that destroys the world by bringing forth the Apocalypse.


Now for my Resolutions. I’m just going to list them because fuck it.

  1. Post more. I realize that it’s unrealistic to get back to my glory days when I would post 3 times a day (what the fuck). Once a week would be nice. Of course, to do this I will need to…
  2. Watch more anime. I realize that it’s unrealistic to get back to my glory days when I would watch 10 episodes a night, but one episode a day should be easy to accomplish. I should make goals too… like, “Watch this show before the end of the month” and shit like that.
  3. Get a job and a place. I’m old. Time to grow the fuck up. Watching anime should help.
  4. Get into shape. I’m softer around the midsection than I’d like to be. Seriously I haven’t looked like this since freshmen year of college. I couldn’t complete a 2 mile run the other day and felt that maybe it was finally time to take my own life.

So there you have it! Hopefully this year will be a bit of a revitalization for Eye Sedso. I really don’t want to quit. Even though Eye Sedso is probably the worst anime thing on the internet by now, I hate quitting or losing, so I’ll stubbornly keep going until I’m the last anime related site left that I recognize (see my Blog Roll for other sites. I want to beat them all in terms of longevity. As long as they exist, so must I.)

I’ll propose a question that will most likely not get responses…. HOW ABOUT YOU? WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON 2013/2014/RESOLUTIONS? FUCKING ANSWER.