What is the Best Anime Since 2013?

At first I debated adding two question marks, or maybe even three question marks to the end of the title to really catch the eye.

But then I didn’t.

So anyway, just like the cat in The Cat Returns, I, Glothelegend, am returning, ready to vomit the hairballs which are my posts all over the internet, creating incredible amounts of vigorous apathy among people who may or may not know me.

Being gone for so long, I have no idea what anime even came out this past year or two, much less what is good, and I need help.

BIG TIME.

I now live with two of these fuckers and 3 other girls. Fucking HAIR ALL OVER THE GOD DAMN PLACE. DON'T DO IT.

I now live with two of these fuckers and 3 other girls. Fucking HAIR ALL OVER THE GOD DAMN PLACE. DON’T DO IT.

I’m looking for a few titles that really blasted the other titles. The cream of the crop. The big cheese. The cherry on top. The foam inside the vagina (that’s a saying right?)

I need a recommendation.

However, please know that I do have certain tastes. If you recommend me some crappy shoujo, I’m going to get annoyed and then do nothing about it anyway, so don’t recommend me some crappy shoujo. Here are some things that I consider to be a ‘plus’ in a given anime episode:

  • Girls who kick fucking ASS (I saw Kill la Kill [rather, I am halfway through, and it's awesome])
  • Weird characters who don’t suck.
  • Rie Kugimiya (I’ve seen Kyousogiga or whatever it’s called [rather, I am halfway through, and it's awesome])
  • Zany ass Shit (see above)
  • Powers and people with Powers
  • Emotionalesss female characters who manage to be funny due to their lack of emotion (I saw Neko Hentai thingy, rather, I am halfway through, and it’s awesome]).

Wow I have a lot of half finished shit. Maybe I should watch those…

Anyway, help a guy out. Manga is fine too, but I’d rather find my own manga. THRILL OF THE CHASE.

Where I’ve Been the Past Year

So I’ve been gone for quite some time, but just because I’ve lost all my viewers, stopped watching anime (sort of), and fell off the blogosphere/ISSSosphere and into real life (sort of) doesn’t mean that I’m dead. I shall never die! Been had this shit since 2009 and I’m not giving up until I die! (sort of).

Anyway, you’re probably not wondering what I’ve been up to, but I’m going to tell you, the one viewer who may have stumbled here accidentally and most likely cannot read English anyway, what I have been up to this past year.

I wish I could tell you that I was training like Goku when he disappears for extended periods of time before he comes back stronger than ever.

I wish I could tell you that I was training in the mountains.

I wish I could tell you that I became a vigilante who protected a city against evil doers despite the protest of the cops and the DA.

In fact, this past year NOTHING NEW HAS HAPPENED (sort of).

Okay a few things happened.

But fuck that I’m not gonna tell you because that’s what a blog is for and this ain’t no blog! IT’S A MUTHA FUCKIN ISSS YOU BITCH ASS MOFO AND I AIN’T GONNA TELL YOU SOME SHIT STORY ABOUT NO ONE CARES!

Gotta get my edge back. Here’s some “edge:”

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HELL YEAH.

Okay fine. You really probably truly wanted to know what I’ve been up to (sort of), so I guess I’ll humor you. (in bullets)

  • New Car (Hyundai Elantra. Bluetooth Badass)
  • New Place (Finally moved into an apartment…WITH 3 GIRLS BAD MOVE)
  • New Girl (HOLY SHIT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND LIVE WITH HER STOP THE PRESSES)
  • Job (Not a real one).
  • Computer (I still use the same one that I did when I started this ISSS. Since 2009. Yeah. Boom.)
  • YOLOs. (I got em).
  • Anime (I’ll rewatch some shows here and there).

Okay bye.

My Take on Doctor Who

EDIT: This is really really really funny. Oh hey…am I back? Hmmmm idk. Anyway, I wrote this about 7 months ago. After that… Well… I’ll tell you when the post catches up to present day. Enjoy! (or don’t fuck you). Sorry, no pictures as the computer I use has no room on it’s drive, not even for a picture. I left spaces where you are given directions to imagine a picture though.

POST FROM 7 MONTHS AGO OR WHATEVER:

I love Sherlock. It’s a fantastic show and I’m a large Sherlock Holmes fan.

IMAGINE PICTURE OF SHERLOCK NOW

I’ve attempted to watch Dr. Who 6 times.

I finally completed episode 2.

This show is the dumbest, shittiest show ever made. It fucking sucks and if you like it you’re a fuck head.

 Here’s why:

As I previously stated, I love Sherlock. No…I FUCKING LOVE Sherlock. I will eat up anything related to Sherlock Holmes, and Sherlock is the cream of the crop. Heavily related to the original books and spurts of awesomeness. Dr. Who has the same writer, but unlike Sherlock, which is expertly made with witty banter and very good plot-lines, Dr. Who comes off as a corny, low grade shitpile.

The main gripe I have is that it is not a children’s show, but the way it’s set up makes it feel like it was made with 5 year olds in mind.

 

OKAY STOP.

Time to hop in the TARDIS and time travel to the present day, where I will now tell you how I feel about this show:

 IMAGINE PICTURE OF TARDIS NOW

Holy God damn. Slap me silly if I wasn’t wrong as shit about this show. Doctor Who is God damn brilliant. I mean sure it started out slow but it grows on you like a fungus (fucking fungus) and eventually becomes your life.

My girlfriend (who I live with…YEAH I FUCKING MOVED IN WITH A BITCH WHO WOULD HAVE EVER FUCKING THOUGHT!!!????) hates this show because of the Daleks. I used to be like her, but now I appreciate their shittiness in the same way people who read Eye Sedso appreciate MY shittiness. It also gives me another way to annoy her (talk like a Dalek in her ear).

What the fuck.

I used to rip on this show non-stop. I feel like an idiot as I eat my words without even chewing them. I even bought a God damn Sonic Screwdriver cuz I’m such a loser.

Gonna be the 10th Doctor for Halloween so fuck me.

IMAGINE FUCKING ME NOW.

So yeah.

Maybe I’ll watch some anime soon. Good to type again that year or so off was pretty dandy. I’ve missed this as I began to get my life in gear. Anyone still around from the old days? Baka-Raptor? Kluxorious?

AMAZING!

Totally would never guess, but I’ve been watching anime!

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And those are my shorts! I SHIT IN THOSE SHORTS!

Not really though but maybe.

Took the day off from work. The girlfriend is gone for the day. This is pretty much the only way for me to watch currently. What the hell happened? Fuckkkkkm.

Idk why there’s an m at the end of Fucckkkkkm but I’m leaving it. Sounds like a cereal. “Want some Fuckkkkkkms?” “Nah they’re high in sugar.”

End.

1 Year Later – R.I.P.

About 1 year ago, the greatest band ever in history of forever decided to break up, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR NEXT ALBUM, WHICH THEY SAID WAS GOING TO RULE.

I’m pretty sure it’s taken me a year to write this post, as I still held out hope that it was all some sort of joke or something like that. Obviously, it wasn’t, because a year later My Chemical Romance still is not together.

Oh so sad.

I need to just shut this fucking site down.

Literally BEASTING One Piece Right Now

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Holy fuck. It’s been 2012 since the last time I watched any One Piece. That means I’ve got HUNDREDS of episodes at my disposal to marathon my way through. Well….truthfully it’s more like 150 or something like that. All I know is that the gang FINALLY regrouped on the bubble island after 2 years and shit is FUCKING AWESOME.

Anyone who doesn’t agree that One Piece is fucking awesome is a slack jawed cock gobbler. Even the OPs are actually good now. WHAT THE FUCK EVEN THE CUT SEQUENCES HAVE STEPPED IT UP THIS IS GREAT.

WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID ZORO GET EVEN MORE FUCKING AWESOME!?

This episode (377) is still one of the most badass things I've seen in anime.

This episode (377) is still one of the most badass things I’ve seen in anime. The other? Whitebeard. Just Whitebeard. One Piece fucking top two spots.

IT’S FUCKING ZORO ANYONE WHO SAYS ZOLO IS A MONSTER TRASH DEVOURER.

UPDATE: THIS IS AWESOME AS FUCK.