Does this even warrant a post? Doubt it. Honestly, what am I supposed to say? Am I supposed to give out my ISSS’s stats? Or how many posts I have? I have a lot of posts, almost 6000 comments, and obviously, 200K hits. Who cares? Let me lay this out for everyone:
Hits don’t mean shit. Honestly, I could have 393829049483 hits by now if I wanted to, because I know the secret. Just write about what everyone is searching for. For example, lately, I’ve been averaging a cool thousand hits, which is like….3 times as much as usual, simply because I made a bunch of posts about the new My Chemical Romance album. Speaking of that album, I’ve had Art is the Weapon, which I downloaded off YouTube, on repeat ever since that promo was released. Not only that, but I searched, “Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys” and this is what I came up with……
That screen-shot was taken as of 12:26 AM on Wednesday September 22nd. This next one was taken a few days before that:
Is that me again? Now, obviously I’ve changed my header, and it’s not longer up there, but if you search the album title, you will find my avatar, and, for some reason, oballer’s avatar. He might be getting more hits because of it, but he quit anime due to what I assume is a mix of business and a family crisis that hopefully ends well, so I doubt he knows or even cares. I wouldn’t. But with the promo just being released, every MCR in the world is searching for this shit. I know, because I’m one of the biggest. Need more proof? My top hits were all from three different spellings of Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys. It even beat out “boobs“, which is still my leader in hits.
Likewise, I could look at the most searched thing on Yahoo and make a post about that if I wanted some hits. However, I hate Justin Bieber, and don’t feel like getting a shit load of hits from a bunch of middle school girls and pedophiles who have bad taste in everything. I hope he dies to be real. He should do some kind of collab with Paris Hilton and they both can go die together. All wars would probably end if that happened, because everyone would be so happy.
Anyway, now I’m going to brag, because writing this post put me in that kind of mood. I’m the fuckin best. Here’s a real life example:
- At my summer job as a camp counselor (which is now over), we have this thing at the end of everyday called “High Five of the Day” where my boss chooses one person who has done something above and beyond their job description, and gives them 5 dollars. Now, I worked for two weeks at a YMCA youth group, which is run by the same people, and then I quit to instead bus tables. Yesterday, I had a YMCA meeting, because I’m still doing another thing at the YMCA for teens, and I got a High Five of the Day from the Youth Director, even though I ditched them all. He then said that he really wants me to come back someday, because I kick so much fucking ass that he would pay for hookers to fondle my junk. True words. There’s one reason why I kick ass.
Why else do I kick ass? I’ll fucking tell you….AFTER this picture of the greatest female character in all of anime:
- I’m starting a fucking gang. I’ve been trying to do this for a while, but I never knew enough black people to make a gang that was threatening enough. I still don’t know many black people, but I’m not letting it hold me back any longer. I’m starting a gang, and we’re going to steal everything from everyone. All your shit are belong to us. All your gold, all your money, and even all your bass.
- I can officially rape shit in Call of Duty. I played about 12 times today and came in the top three every single time.
- GZA is awesome. Liquid Swords on repeat son.
- In other news, and I’m getting wayyyy off topic now, I’m finally trying to move out of my parents house and get an apartment with a bunch of friends. I do need a job before I do this, but fuck that would kick ASSSSS. Job hunting commences this Friday. Wish me luck applying to every Borders books in the state (discount on manga?).
Listen to this now:
That was fucking glorious. Worship me. I have to go shit now.
Congratulations on the hits. You reached another 100K in less than a year. You are fucking glorious.
*builds a fucking altar for Glo*
Btw, the video was made awesome because of the Irish accent. Suck my PIXIE dick!
My favorite line is:
“I’ll fuckin BURST YE!”
or
“I’m gonna put my DICK IN THE OWL!”
Congrats on 200,000 hits.
You were a camp counselor? I can imagine what you’d tell the kids that came to you for counseling…
I don’t actually counsel them. I’m pretty much like a glorified babysitter. It’s the most fun ever and I love it.
Congrats!!! 200,000 is huge. ^ ^
Anyways, love the new header and good luck with your gang. Hope you have fun starting some real shit.
We used a baby to beat up some old people today it was great fun!
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That video ROCKED!
oh, btw, congrats on the 200,00 hits
you were a fucking Camp Counselor, I can only imagine those nights at the fire pit!
We use children to keep the fire lit. They don’t burn as fast as wood, but they’re more fun to watch than wood.
1. Our gang will be awesome. all your base are belong to us.
2. Liquid Swords is the most awesome nasty fucking album ever. I can listen to it 10000000000 times in a row and not get sick of it.
1. Yea no shit. Let’s kill some people emotionally.
2. Maybe.
boom chica wowow
Yes.
I thought you had surpassed the 200K a long time ago, maybe that was 100k mark @_@
Congratz!
I’m just happy that I got 200K before 2 years, so that way I can average more than 100K per year, which I guess is pretty dismal, but whatever.
Hmm, I just realized my old avatar’s up there ._.
Well I forget which one that is, but by process of elimination, I’d have to guess it’s Konata?
I beat you to it. In less than a year. And i’ve been around for only one year!
/show boating.
ayup. 🙂
Ah, wtf, i don’t show boat. often.
I aint pissing Tom Brady off. And yur kicking my ass in the Football league.
Please son, I’m kicking EVERYONE’S ass in that league (except for whoever’s in first). I’m also in first in another league (although that league has 12 people….actually that even more impressive). I’m also winning a fantasy baseball league. Pretty much, I’m the shitttttttttttt.
Damn it all