Rio: Rainbow Gate!

Some shows are so bad that they’re good, like Apocalypse Zero. Some shows aren’t really all that bad, but they’re so mind-numbingly boring that they can’t help but seem like shit. And then, There’s Rio: Rainbow Gate!

R:RG is terrible. Some people might say it’s so bad it’s good, but it really isn’t. It’s just really really shitty. The reason why s because to me, it seems to just be propaganda for casinos and perhaps a certain Pichinko game, and that’s what makes it so bad: It’s horrible propaganda. My decision to never go to a casino is only strengthened by watching this anime. Not only that, but I’ve not seen one rainbow gate in the whole damn episode.

Remember the last episode of Akikan? How shitty it was? This felt the same.

That said, Rio: Rainbow Gate! might be a show that I may continue to watch, mainly because I think it has a very very very good chance of getting a rating of a 1. For the record, I have still not given an anime the supreme low rating of a 1, although I have been giving some thought to the subject. Lately, I’ve been debating rating the anime that I’ve dropped. Honestly, it’s not really fair to rate something without finishing it, but the fact that I dropped them must mean that they sucked, right? Shouldn’t that be a factor? If I could finish a show, then certainly it can’t be bad enough to achieve a 1 on my ratings scale? Right? I don’t know what to do here, so instead of leaving it up to me, I’ll leave it up to you:

TRIUMPH OVER INUKAMI!!!!

YEARS!!!

For YEARS I have been trying to beat this God damn song on Stepmania! And today, one day after finally re-downloading Stepmania and starting to play again, I have finally, FINALLY Beaten this GOD DAMN SONG!!!!

(the actual version that I played is no where to be found).

That was the short version, the version I had to play over and over and over and over was about 5 minutes long or some crazy shit. I wish I could show you the steps, but if you want to know them, download stepmania, and then this song: http://www.bemanistyle.com/sims/simfile.php?id=9390

It’ll take like….5 seconds to do. You have to actually place the folder that the song is in into the song folder in the stepmania program files. It’s easy.

To be honest, I’m still shaking. I had a personal mother fucking vendetta against this song. 5 minutes of retarded jumping steps!!! To be honest again, the song isn’t even that good. I mean, by now I have it memorized, and it’s grown on me, but the only reason I’ve been trying to beat it was because I couldn’t beat it the first time….or the second time….I hate losing, and persistance finally paid off!

The steps to this song were retarded jumping steps, and they were AWESOME. The more I played, the farther into the song I got, the more I wanted to beat the shit out of this song (in a good way). God I’m so fucking pumped. I declare this the best (well, top 5) song in terms of steps EVER. (number one has to be Fascination Maxx Overload).

You have NO idea how pumped I am. NO IDEA. I feel like I just won the fucking Super Bowl. BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

NOTE: You may think that this totally didn’t warrant a post, but it totally did. More than you even know. I wish I wrote the whole post in ALL CAPS even.

As for my grade, I got a D, which is horrible….I remember when I used to AA a song like it was nothing….I guess taking a year or two off does make you kind of rusty.

Extra Shit

I’ve started Birdy the Mighty: Decode. It’s pretty good so far (about 4 episodes done). However, I’m kind of unintentionally putting all anime/manga on hold for a while.

I’ll perhaps continue watching anime when I catch up to 30 Rock, which, along with Stepmania, has been occupying all of my time.