Hayate no Gotoku!! 17: Signs of Things to Come?

I hope so:

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, Hinagiku needs to be a lesbian. That would kick so much ass that it’s not even funny. Oh, and by the way, here’s a FUCKING AWESOME POLL. If you’ve read this far, then vote, or else you’re a fucking fuck-head.

Let’s see, what else can I say? I could say that Hayate no Gotoku kicks ass, or that Maria is the best character, but I always fucking say that, so instead I’ll take a completely random screen shot and say something about it:

Wow. Congratulations dipshit, you just got abducted by aliens. Except that instead of aliens, you somehow abducted yourself. Give me another screen shot.

Gibson Jr. will send you anywhere. Give me another one.

HOLY SHIT. BEST SCENE. Yukiji is awesome as fuck. In fact, let me finish this post, and explain why I like her so much:

Hinagiku is what I like to call, a “Golden Child”. Ie, she is the main focus of the parents and peers. Pretty much, everyone loves her, while she gets pushed to the side and becomes what I call the “Brown Child”. The brown child is the shitty one. I am the brown child, so this is awesome. Oh, and by the way, smooth move Miki:

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood 17: Very Pleased

The whole “Lieutenant Ross” arc thingy is probably one of my favorite parts from the manga. This is where it really starts to get good, as a whole shitload of shit comes flying in the general direction of the fan, and then smashes said fan with such force that said shit flies everywhere. While that might sound gross the way I described it, it’s actually awesome as shit.

This whole arc rules, and I honestly think that had I not read the manga up past this point, it would not have been as enjoyable (of course, the coming episodes will probably be less enjoyable, although I still can’t wait for them). The whole plot leads up to a huge BAM and then incorporates BAMs into the story more frequently. I love BAMs. Anyway, first let us look at Lieutenant Ross, who is on the same level as Lieutenant Hawkeye in terms of coolness.

Well, she is an awesome character. First of all, she looks fucking cool….you know what, I’m not going to bother explaining, because my explanation will probably end up resembling my ramblings of Lieutenant Hawkeye. I honestly think that all FMA characters look awesome, and are awesome, but that’s neither here nor there (or something).

So Lt. Ross is deemed to be the one who killed Hughes, even though we, the audience, know better. However, does the Colonel know what we do?

Well, apparently, from this picture, he wants to kill her for killing his best friend. I mean, look at how bad-ass he looks right here. Boomshaft! Okay, so we have an innocent Lt. Ross and a vengeful Colonel. Hmmm. What is the result?

Apparently, the outcome was not too favorable for Lt. Ross. And dental records/her dog tag showed that these charred remains, courtesy of the Colonel, belonged to Lt. Ross. But wait, things start getting a bit weird at the end. Major Armstrong is taking Ed away to fix his automail, even though Winry is with him and his automail isn’t even broken. But Al and Winry aren’t allowed to come. A  few strange happenings start occurring, and I’ll tell you right now as someone who knows what is happening and what will happen, that this is where the story goes from “alright this is pretty good”fuckin shit this kicks ass like BAM!” to “holy .

I can not WAIT till next episode. Btw, Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge is a DAMN GOOD album.

Fall 2009: Boom Banging? Or is it Bang Booming?

Okay so the title was a tad long. But I’ve been waiting for this list to come out for like…..since last Fall. In fact, I can’t wait till next next fall’s list comes out. Anyway…..

So what am I going to watch? Well here’s the thing. I’ve decided that after Summer of 09 is complete, I am no longer going to follow shows week to week. I just…..I hate watching week to week. I”m just going to marathon completed anime. There will be exceptions to this however, with the first and foremost being (obviously):

INUYASHA!

Do you know how excited I am that this show is back? No. No you don’t have a single clue as to how pumped I am, I wish I could fall asleep today andwake up in fall, so it would get here quicker.

• The first anime was and still is my favorite anime ever. I even liked the fillers (except episode 100, which was one of the shittiest pieces of shit ever).
• The manga was my favorite manga ever, until Gantz came along and shot it with one of those delayed reaction guns. Fuckin Gantz is hard body. Holy shit I might re-read that whole shit.
• I have, in my entire 21 and one half year long lifetime, purchased one piece (holy shit anime pun?) of anime-related anything. This piece of anime related merchandise was Inuyasha:  Feudal Combat. Despite popular opinion, I think the game kicks ass. this is because Iam heavily bias when it comes to anything InuYasha, although hey, you can play as Demon InYasha and kick ass. The game is awesome. Buyit now.

Okay, so I think that I relayed the fact that I’m going to watch InuYasha week to week. Anything else?

• Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu: Purezza: I mean, I loved the first season. Fuck me, right?
• Queen’s Blade: I need something to ridicule week to week.
• Natsu no Arashi 2: Some shows work for me as week to week shows. Natsu no Arashi was one of them.

That’s it. Yes, that’s correct, I will not be watching To Aru Kagaku no Choudenjibou week to week. I’m going to wait. Then, when it’s finished, I’m going to watch the hit out of it. I do have one question, however, so if you know the answer, fucking open your mouth and leave a God Damn Comment for once. Regarding Fairy Tale, is it going to be continuous or just one season long? That is all. Good daye.

Oh and yea, I realize that this season there is a nice Dynasty Warriors type show (kind of like how there was a nice Samurai Warriors show during Summer, which kind of lagged in the middle, which is why it may get either a 3 or 4 depending on the ending (I still never finished Sengoku Basara)), but I’m not going to bother with it. This is because I don’t care.

Gantz 302/303: Yea, I Only Just Read Them

And what did I get from it? A whole bunch of wtf awesome. Even a direct remark regarding the Matrix!

Ding Ding! I know the answer! The movie that you are thinking of is The Matrix. I used to have every single line from that movie memorized (sadly, I’m not lying). So yea, that was nice, but who the fuck is this weird looking dude? I should say, what is he, as his name is apparently Sebastian.

Now Sebby (as I will call him) really has some issues. Deep routed issues that need professional attention. First he magically kills an old lady. Then he makes two cars crash into each other. And then, just for funzies, he makes a plane crash into a building. Then he leaves. But he doesn’t just walk away, oh no. No he instead confuses the shit out of me and peaces out Gantz style:

A little side note: Right when I read that last line “No Way!?”, one of those pop ups with the smiley faces came up and said, “No Way!” Is that weird or what? Anyway, so yea, what is this guy, opposite Gantz or something. Wtf!? This is awesome! On to the next, and final chapter before Gantz’s gay fucking hiatus.

Gantz 303

So yea, the sky turned Red. That’s pretty weird. Everybody thinks that the word is going to end, and the chapter starts by showing what each of the main characters are thinking. Most of them are talking to their babes, and thinking something like:

Oh baby, I’ll protect you no matter what!

Or…

As long as I’m with you…

What a bunch of fucking pussies. At least one dude is ready to fuckin go:

Wow, now there’s a real man for you. Had I been in this situation, I’d be exactly like this Nishi. Mind you, I don’t have a girl, so this is pretty much the only option left other than cowering in the corner like a bitch. But yea, let’s get to the killing (I’m weird).

So then things get out of hand, as America is completely destroyed. Not just a city, the whole fucking country. Whatever, we’re raising a generation of pussies right now, so this doesn’t come as a surprise to me. So apparently, the world is going to end. But I think I have the conclusion of this manga figured out:

I think that the world will be destroyed, but Kei will get 1000 points, and be able to bring the world back to life. here’s something I found funny from this chapter:

And in case you’re retarded, my “solution” was complete sarcasm. Since I’ll be waiting for the next chapter, I’ll probably forget about Gantz (best manga ever) and just wait for it to end. Maybe I’ll pick up Claymore again, its got to be a lot higher than chapter 85 by now, I haven’t read it in over a year and a half.

Aoi Hana 4: Rivalry

At least, that’s what I thought initially, but as usual, Aoi Hana threw another curve ball that hit me right between the eyes. Take the character that Fumi is suddenly thrown into a relationship (a lesbian relationship I might add). Shit, what’s her name again? I don’t feel like looking it up, so I’m going to call her Sempai. Sempai is really going for it. She really seems to like Fumi a lot, right? No other hidden agendas, right? Right? WRONG. This sempai is a two timing bitch! Enter Teacher Guy (No, I don’t know his fucking name either):

This teacher obviously has a thing, and has had a thing for Sempai for a long time. I mean, it’s quite obvious that he was the reason that Sempai transferred schools. Of course, it still appears that Sempai wants teachers tiny, Japanese cock, and I expect that the only thing keeping these two sex addicts apart is the relationship of teacher and student. So, that being said, here is my new prediction:

Fumi and Sempai have great lesbian sex, and then Teacher comes in and steals Sempai away, leaving Fumi crushed to pieces. And guess who’s going to be there to pick up the pieces? Aa-chan!

Oh, and if you know these characters names, feel free to tell me, because I’m not going to look it up….btw, this show kicks serious ass. I love it. It’s awesome. And it’s great.

Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu 7: Wtf? Really?

Wow. Creating this episode was literally the biggest waste of money anyone could ever accomplish. I’m not making any screenshots. I’m not even going to say anything about the content of the episode. But don’t feel gypped. If you want to know more about the actual plot of this episode, then just read posts about episode 3, because it was literally no different. Everything was exactly the same. The only difference was that it was the 15524th time that the time recursion happened instead of the 15521th. That’s the only way that I could tell that this episode was new.

This episode gets a zero, and was exactly as bad as the Akikan filler. Wow, I never thought I’d put Haruhi on the same level as Akikan, but I did. I almost feel like never watching Haruhi again, just to spite the studio for making this stupid piece of shit episode. I’m so mad that I wasted my time. Here’s a shitty picture of something shitty, that serves as the centerpiece for the rest of this post:

While I’m on the subject of wasting my time, let me quickly mention the Akane-Iro ni Somaru Saka OVA, and how abysmal it was.

• I forgot who all of the characters were.
• It was 100% blatant, pointless fanservice.
• The animation reminded me of Akikan.
• I stopped watching after 5 minutes, and just skipped through the rest.
• It was everything I expected it to be.

The series wasn’t bad. I mean, the end was pretty brutal with all of the over dramatization, but overall, it was the shittiest piece of shit ever wasn’t horrible. What a shitty OVA though, I mean, damn………at least Aoi Hana looks like one of the best shows ever (more on that tomorrow).

Does reading this post give you deja vu?

Does it?
this is honestly completely stupid…

Aoi Hana 2-3: Fumi’s Magic Glasses Rule, and So Does Aoi Hana.

Honestly, I wish my glasses were magic:

Look at them! There’s no connecting piece in between the lens and the ear notch (you know, the part that goes behind your ear…..I dubbed it an “ear notch” wanna fight about it?). How do the lens stay up? How does the ear notch stay up? Okay, so hey obviously just took it out so that it wouldn’t block her eye, I get it. But here, let me explain why Aoi Hana is amazing me so far:

First of all, J.C. Staff rules. I have heard a few people make claims such as “J.C. Staff sucks”. These are all false claims. I honestly can’t remember a bad J.C. Staff anime. I mean, sure there’s definitely been a few. If every production company were free of bad anime then every show would be good. But man, they get it done (I state this fact because I only learned that Aoi Hana was produced by J.C. Staff today, and it made me think, “Hmmm J.C. Staff rules.” Of course, I already knew this anyway).

Wow, look at all the lesbians:

I’m not really sure witch way Akira swings, although I might be tempted to put my money on lesbian:

And if a surplus of lesbians wasn’t enough, we also have a brother that loves his sister, and wants to have sex with her!

LOL, WHAT A WEIRD FUCK-ASS!

So with all of these people lined up, it seems to me that the best solution would be to have Akira and Fumi both go out with those other lesbians, then break up and go out with each other in the end. This is what I hope happens, although I won’t be disappointed if it doesn’t. Btw, if you know, don’t tell me, or I might be forced to kill you by poisoning your food. I know where you all live.

And in case you were wondering, the whole reason behind this post was to bring to light how good this show is, and how great it’s characters are, to point out the magic glasses, and to post that one picture of Ikumi.

And by the way, Fumi’s glasses really are magic:

By the other way, the end of episode 3 is awesome. Every episode ends with some kind of banger.

Top Coolest Looking Anime Characters

Coolest LOOKING. This is going to be extensive, and chances are that I will miss out on a lot of them, but I feel like doing a huge Top Something List, and I love cool looking characters, so here we are. The names will be displayed like this:

Character Name – Anime

Here are the rules:

1. Personality plays no role what so ever.
2. All appearances are based on whether I like them or not, but please feel free to state your top ten, top five, top 3, top, whatever. The more opinions the better.
3. Characters should be kind of unique. This pretty much eliminates Zaraki Kenpachi or any other Bleach captain, as they all have a similar uniform (they do look cool though). There are very few characters left if you obey this rule.
4. If someone has big tits or something like that, they don’t count. Fanservice plays no part, although that’s not to say that if a girl has huge knockers then she’s out, it just means that big knockers or a big caboose won’t guarantee a spot.
5. My list is only based on characters from shows that I’ve watched. Again, feel free to chime in with your favorite characters. Or don’t. Whatever, I don’t really care.

These will be in as close to the best order as possible, but I’m not going to number them until the TOP TEN post. Off we go with the first one, who is surprisingly going to be:

Pochi – He is My Master

Not much to say other then if you don’t like Pochi’s appearance, then you’re gay. I mean, he takes hours preparing his look everyday, and is very  fashionable with his green skin and minimal detail. What works for Domo-kun works the same way for Pochi.

Urd – Ah! My Goddess!

Yes she’s a slut, but she looks cool and it isn’t just because of the tits. Silver hair is a win, and so are facial markings, which score high points in my book (usually).

Yoh Asakura – Shaman King

Headphones + Katana = Cool. Personally, I like his white shirt get up more, but I’m using this picture instead.

Train Heartnet – Black Cat

Okay, what’s not cool about a dude with yellow eyes that wields a gun? I should have put him higher, but instead, I didn’t.

Spike Spiegel – Cowboy Bebop

One word, “Bang.”

Nabeshin – Excel Saga/Other

He’s kind of got the same look as Spike, albeit (I’ve been loving this word lately) different colors. Actually, switch him and Spike, Spike is cooler looking. Actually, put him last, because he really doesn’t look as cool as anyone else on this list. Also, these characters don’t really look that cool yet, but that’s because it’s in the early part of the countdown. This list will get better.

Kenshin Himura – Rurouni Kenshin

So what’s the deal with Kenshin? Well, first of all, he’s got that sick reverse-blade Katana going on, and that bad ass cross scar, and that makes him cool in my book.

Gintoki – Gintama

The silver hair, the fact that he only utilizes one sleeve of his kimono, the wooden sword…..it’s just…..he just looks cool. Those boots are kind of gay though, I always thought that he had sandles….

Mugen – Samurai Champloo

First of all, everyone from Samurai Champloo looks fuckin awesome. But out of all of them, Mugen is definitely the best looking. I mean, he doesn’t sheath his sword, he just carries it on his back….and that hair is bad ass.

Onizuka – Great Teacher Onizuka

The blond hair with the black eye brows equals success for Onizuka. Not only that, but what look doesn’t this guy have? He’s been dressed as everything from a nice, white suit to a monkey.

Those are my first ten cool looking characters. I kind of put them in order, but I really didn’t try to hard. As I add more parts to this list, the characters will begin to look cooler. Some posts will be dedicated to entire shows (some shows have a lot of cool looking characters). Look for them with eyes wide open. Also, to keep up my views:

Boobs, boob, breast, boobs, tits.

You can expect to see characters from a wide array of shows, but I will tell you that there is only one Rie Kugimiya character that looks cool. Which one will it be? Stick around, folks.

CANAAN 2: Baka Neko!

First of all, I find this show to be the best that I’ve watched this summer. And to think, I wasn’t even going to watch it. The action is great, some moments are perfectly cliche, it’s just……I love it. Take the foreshadowing in this episode:

Okay, so remember the white, stuffed, kitty that Canaan shot and then gave to Oowara? Well Maria patched it up with red yarn, and while that may have patched the hole, it still looks like the kitty was shit in the head. This is great foreshadowing for later (I’ll reveal how later in the post, because otherwise it wouldn’t be foreshadowing). On to other stuff:

Other Stuff

So what else made this cool? Well first and foremost was the introduction of Alphard, who is just as awesome as Canaan:

She, like Canaan, has a bad ass tattoo on her left arm that looks fucking cool. This is another thing that reminds me of Mirror’s Edge. The sick tattoos. I need to get a tattoo soon. Anyway, Alphard was introduced kicking ass in a tremendously acrobatic and eye catching fight scene (all the fight scenes are pretty damn good). I’m still not sure if she’s actually Canaan’s sister or what the whole deal with that is, but I guess she is Liang Xi’s sister (although something tells me it’s not like a blood related sister). Anyway, I think that Liang Xi is a lesbian, and has the hots for Alphard, because of the way that she seeks Alphard’s approval and attention, and then bites her nails when she doesn’t get it. Liang Xi has mental issues (also, is it Liang Xi or Liang Ji?).

Let me get off topic for a one or two sentences and say that Sengoku Basara sucks. I finally watched episode 8 yesterday and I found my self skipping through a lot of it. I wish it was just all fight scenes. The only reason I’m still watching it is because Norio Wakamoto is fucking awesome as some fucking awesome shit. Back to Canaan, which doesn’t even need Norio to be fucking awesome as fucking awesome shit.

So the second thing that I found to be awesome as all hell, the God Damn Taxi Driver:

So yea, I’ve said that China sucks, and I still believe that, but if they’re taxi drivers are half as cool as this guy, then I might move there.

Oh, and by the way, the awesome mute girl is back (aka best character ever), and this time she’s wearing a neko outfit:

And in case you don’t have the slightest clue as to what “neko” means (aka, you’re a fucking retard), it means cat (durrr). And oh yea, and speaking of cats, it seems perfect to wrap up this post with the previously mentioned foreshadowing. Look at the cat:

This cat gets bloodier by the second.

Let’s take a look at the life of this stuffed cat:

1. Hole in head.
2. Simple hole gets patched, looks like a more bloody hole.
3. Cat gets covered in blood (or other red substance)

That tied together nicely.

Video Games With The Best Soundtracks – Part 1

I’m not going in order. But here’s one of my favorites:

Lisa Miskovsky – Still Alive (From Mirror’s Edge)

I would suggest that you watch in HD if you actually care about the video. I don’t, so I didn’t. This song is amazing all over the place, and Mirror’s Edge wins simply because of this song. As for the rest of the soundtrack? Well, the in game music was phenominal, and Mirror’s Edge is one of my top 5 video games of ALL TIME EVER, so yea, the soundtrack rules. And oh yea, Benny Benassi did a remix to this? Forget about it. Supreme awesome.

Also, someone who posts a comment soon could be Eye Sedso’s 1000th comment.