Search Terms and Views Before and After My Hentai BOOBS Post

These are the search terms from BEFORE I put up that boobalicious breast post.

Now here are the search terms from AFTER.

 

Interesting. Very interesting. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe that the search terms from AFTER my titillating post on hentai breasts were MORE tame than the ones before, which included “girls who pee themselves” as the number 5 search. In fact, 3 separate people somehow managed to reach Eye Sedso from typing in “girls who pee themselves.” How, I’m not quite sure.

What the fuck is “fucker girls fumetto?”

So how were the views effected from this experimental Fanservicey, hentai laden post?

They really weren’t. I went from averaging 800 views per day for the past 2 years to averaging 400 per day in the last week or so. Then I put out this post, and nothing much changed. Small spike in views. Now it’s back down to upper 300’s. What the hell has happened to Eye Sedso?

All of your readers retired from blogging and got lives.

SHIT.

BTOOOM Was Pretty Fuckin Rad Because It Was Just Like The Hunger Games

That’s right cuz, I’m usin’ 90’s slang like “rad,” just because I’m so fly. Or old. I must be old, since I was actually alive during the time period when 90’s slang was used (the 90’s). Anyway, I watch BTOOOM in two sittings a few weeks back. Guess what?

It was…..explosive?

Okay, all puns aside, BTOOOM really was the bomb. Shit wait.

Okay, NO MORE puns I PROMISE. BTOOOM was a dynamite show that you shou- SHIT.

. . . . .

BTOOOM = IS LIKE A HOMING MISSILE

Wow that one didn’t even make sense.

BTOOOM!

Oh by the way, extremely minor spoilers of Catching Fire (2nd book of the Hunger Games series).

At first, I thought that BTOOOM was going to be similar to shit like hack//sign or Sword Art Online (which I only watched one episode of so I can’t really judge). In other words, I expected some sort of “Oh! We’re playing an online game!” type of thing. I’m not a fan of those types of shows.

However, it was closer to Hunger Games than it was to any online shit. In fact, it was almost exactly like Hunger Games. I guess I should now compare it to Hunger Games huh?

Comparisons to Hunger Games I Guess…

• A bunch of people in an isolated environment where they have to kill each other in order to survive.
• Some people make alliances at first.
• People are sort of watching/controlling the whole spectacle

I’m sure I could find more, but what really married all of these points together was the fact that they were on an island, just like in the second Hunger Games book, and that above all else is why it reminded me of Hunger Games.

The second book of the Hunger Games Trilogy, Catching Fire, is my favorite. Therefore, when I say that BTOOOM reminds me of it, what I’m basically saying is that BTOOOM was awesome, ya diggin’ at what I’m sayin? Werd.

What really made BTOOOM awesome (besides the backstabbing and murdering that comes with being stuck in a fight to the death situation), was the relationships that pre-exist between some of the characters, as well as the back stories that they share. I don’t want to give too much away, but actually yes I do, so SPOILER ALERT:

If you get married in a video game, that’s kind of weird. Nevertheless, our main character, Sakamoto, does just that. Sakamoto is already a badass in the game world of BTOOOM, so he could get any bitch he wants really, and he happens to marry this girl, Himiko. They never met in real life, so it’s clear that this marriage is about as real as the marriage between kluxorious and I. Well, maybe more so because they somehow had a ceremony.

That’s one thing that really irked me. How can you have a ceremony and all that? Like, when they showed Sakamoto in the game, he would sometimes get reactions from Himiko based on grabbing her hand or something, but it’s not like she could feel him grabbing her hand, so what the fuck is that all about?

It’s an anime, chill out.

True story bro, True story. (90’s slang!)

Anyway, what are the odds that the first time they see each other is on this island of fighting to the death? As it turns out, the odds are 100%. CRAZY. Then there’s Himiko’s rape story and all that other shit….. Can I just talk about my favorite character now?

Go for it.

Good.

The Krazy Killing Kid

Name: Kousuke Kira
Age: 14
Blood Type: AB
Works: None
Home: Tokyo
Bim Type: Implosion type

In real life, psychotic killers are not cool. They’re should be locked up forever hitting rocks with a big hammer for no reason. Death penalty is the easy way out.

However, in anime, psychotic killers are awesome and crazy, and you can’t help but love to watch them kill everything around them. Kills people. He laughs about it. Why? Because he had a shit father. Let that be a lesson to all potential dads out there.

BE A GOOD DAD OR YOUR SON WILL MURDER EVERYONE!

Unless you’re in an anime, then it’s fine because your son will be interesting to watch.

FINAL GRADE = 5

Grading Scale

Bill should have ran. That timed mine kicked his ass.

Hentai Boobs Anime Breasts Naked Animes and Mangas (NSFW)

First of all, I gave this the stupidest name I could think of.

Second of all, you’re all perverts. This isn’t safe for work. AT ALL. Unless you work in a porn factory or something.

You think this is hot? She’s probably getting raped. By tentacles. What the fuck is wrong with you?

I bet this gets your motor revved doesn’t it? You God damn pervert. THIS IS SOMEBODY’S DAUGHTER! (except not really, it’s actually just a drawing).

Velvet Skin? I don’t know what that is, but this is clearly a WHORE WITH HEADPHONES. I bet you like this don’t you? Jesus…my readers are all fucking perverts.

Naked in school? HAVE YOU NO DECENCY!!?? Since it’s an anime, she’s probably in MIDDLE SCHOOL. You should be ARRESTED YOU CREEP!

I BET these glasses turn you on, don’t they? You fetish loving freak. Go run yourself a bath…AND DROWN YOURSELF!

This post is a test to see if fanservice really is all that people care about, and also to see what bloggers are the most perverted. I also love writing captions like these. It’s a lot of fun. I believe it’s also fun to berate my reader(s).

Yup. I’ve really stopped caring at this point. Should I write something with substance? I guess I should, otherwise this post would just be a tease.

But I won’t. Now get your hand off your dick. You fucking pervert.

What’s Your Type? (Valentine’s Day Sucks)

I actually started this a while ago, and by sheer coincidence I finished it today, February 13th, which happens to be the day before Valentine’s Day, also known as the most depressing day of the year. I’ve had girlfriends and hookups sure, but for some reason, I’ve NEVER had a girlfriend during Valentine’s Day, so I’ve always been alone like a piece of loser shit. Fuck Valentine’s Day. I hope all you couples break up today and everyone’s alone forever. Yeah, I’ve become cynical and bitter in my old age, but some of it’s satire, so fuck off. Damn it, I’m turning into Kim Jong Ill.

Anyway, this post begs the question of the viewer:

“Hey! What’s your type of girl? Or boy? Or both I don’t really give a shit to be honest.”

Except that I do. I’m allllll alone here remember? Leave a comment? Please? Fine fuck off then.

Regardless, I took all of the things I like in a girl and added them into one big list. To be fair, I’ll make a list of shit that girls do that TOTALLY turn me off, and make me want to do throw boulders off a bridge onto myself. I’ll add that list at the end of this post. This list was compiled over a long time. Maybe.

First I want to just say that these aren’t like…sexual fetishes or anything. I just think that girls look really hot with these styles/attributes, and it makes me want to fuck them. Not fetishes though. A fetish would be like……shit I don’t know………wanting to fuck a girl in a snow fort (yes please!) or on a mountain top (life goal!) or (this could go on forever so I’ll stop).

Fucking. Smoking. Gloves are a big part of it too.

My types?

Women with/who have…

• Short Hair
• Curly/wavy hair (black girl hair? Is that racist?)
• Really really long hair
• Pigtails
• Twin-tails
• Spiked hair
• Shaved Hair (depending on whether or not she can pull it off)
• Shaved hair/long hair mix (NOT LIKE THIS THOUGH)
• Fiery red hair (think Brave)
• An afro
• Hair colored in vibrant colors (NOT BLONDE)
• Hair completely black and straight (think Goth look…NOT LIKE THIS THOUGH)
• Dreadlocks
• Many Small Braids

You can tell how long this list will be as I am only done with the hair.

• Lots of tattoos *** (so hot)
• That Goth look (black lipstick/piercings/black eye shadow
• That Emo look (kinda the same thing I guess)
• Lots of piecings
• Pierced nipples
• Lots of tatto- oh I said that already… Oh well worth saying twice
• Pants and suspenders with a nice white dress shirt
• Suspenders without pants and a nice white dress shirt
• Mens clothes
• The aspects of a Tomboy
• High socks
• Athletic wear
• Boxing wear
• Wild hair that’s crazy and nuts (NOT LIKE…well you should get it by now)
• Abs
• Toned muscles
• No muscles
• A very small amount of fat but who aren’t fat get it?
• Big breasts
• Small breasts
• Medium sized breasts
• A NICE BUTT
• Female Boba Fett
• Glasses
• Hats
• Big Headphones
• Sleaves that are too long for them
• Sweatshirts
• Military uniform
• Soccer uniform
• Softball uniform
• Field hocket uniform
• Men’s football jerseys that hang down to their knees
• Clothes that are too big for them
• The mouth of a sailor (swears a lot)
• Qualities of a badass
• An attitude of not giving a fuck
• The tendency to cry
• Torn clothes
• Boy shorts as underwear of choice
• Clothes that have stripes
• Clothes that are Goth
• Clothes that are Emo (same thing really)
• Tan skin
• Pale skin
• Freckles (a little bit not like all over their bodies or whatever that’s just not for me)
• High self esteem
• Low self esteem
• Scars (ehhh….sometimes if they look cool and aren’t from some depressing shit. They add character like a tattoo though get where I’m coming from? I don’t want you to slice up your arm just to get scars that’s not the way to go. Getting a scar from a fight with a ninja though, there’s a cool scar).
• Eye-Patches
• Bandages
• An Irish accent
• A Scottish accent
• A British accent
• An Australian accent
• A Russian accent
• Aren’t afraid to push you (like literally push you)
• Heterochromia
• The ability to be Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, or Penelope Cruz (or Lucy Liu)
• Have killed a man
• Will obsess over me to the point of freakish stalkery
• Smell good
• Don’t use tons of perfume
• Perfume sucks never use that shit use deodorant and wash your hair you smell fine.
• Seriously, perfume has made me leave the room more than once.
• Game
• Are nerdy
• Are losers like me
• Love to watch movies
• Like My Chemical Romance, but aren’t squealy loser girls like most of their fans are.
• Like Fall Out Boy….wait, who DOESN’T like to sing Fall Out Boy loudly while driving? Oh you? You suck.
• Don’t mind the fact that I like weird/odd bands like My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Chatmonchy, The Birthday Massacre, and Scarlet.
• Is covered in blood
• Is a serial murderer but for some reason is totally in love with me and these scenarios are getting kiiiiind of ridiculous.
• Still [hasn’t] put on pants since [her] shower like 2 hours ago [because] Twitter is distracting

What types do I hate?

Women with/who have…

• Fake tans
• Fake blonde hair
• Fake tits (don’t like the appearance I can tell too)
• Too much make up
• Too much perfume
• Any amount of perfume
• A really bad smell
• A dirty, smelly vagina (obviously)
• Too much cushin for the pushin (whether that be sex or literally pushing them).
• High maintenance issues
• Skanky tendencies
• Loyalty issues
• Gauges in their ears
• Use perfume…oh wait I said that a few times already…. Yeah most guys hate perfume that maybe should be a post on its own if I wasn’t lazy.

In a Nutshell

I like girls who don’t really fit society’s definition of “hot.” I like a girl who’s unique and out there and maybe even a little odd like me.

Do you think less of me for that (you should!)

What about you, on this Valentine’s Day? What do you see in a person that makes you go off?

Dear Japan, Please Keep This In Japan.

Remember back a few months ago when I said that snaggle toothed females in manga and anime were cool? Well I still agree with that, but what the FUCK Japan? WHY IS THIS A TREND AND WHY IS IT CATCHING ON!?!?!?!?! JUST BECAUSE I WROTE THAT POST!? JESUS PEOPLE THAT WAS ANIME AND MANGA ONLY! NOT REAL LIFE!

Crazy damn Japanese. Love em cuz they’re crazy.

I’d still hit it…

NOTE: “hit it” referring to “with a brick” or something, not with my penis…..though my penis, in all it’s mighty girth, could do more potential damage, so maybe I would hit it with my Lonely Cunt Plug, but not in a sexual way. God damn those things are ugly.

I can see the ad now: “Ladies! Do you want to RUIN YOUR FUCKING FACE!? THOUGHT SO! YOU’RE FUCKING RETARDED!”

God the more I think about this “trend” the more I want to write about it bashing it into the ground.

NOTE TWO: If you are offended from me referring to my penis as a Lonely Cunt Plug, you need to get a sense of humor and irony and humor about irony. Also you’re dumb.

Catching Up to Things SUCKS

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THIS MANGA IS AWESOME AS HELLL I CAN’T STOP READING IT TOTALLY CAN’T WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPT-

Fuck.

No more chapters.

Don’t ya just hate that?

If An Anime is Enjoyable, Does That Make It Good

Me. Art Major. Almost done with school. Just finished up a response and criticism course. Now yearn to ask thought provoking questions. This is one that I wanted to put out about a year or two ago, but never knew how to word it…..UNTIL NOW!

Shit….I started writing this months ago when I was freshly smartened from said response and criticism class. Now I’ve dumbed up again over the winter break and fuck me if I know how to word this correctly (should have probably written that down huh?). Well, here goes nothing…

Does Enjoyably Make an Anime Good?

You can say that an anime is good. Why is it good though? What makes a certain show good? I mean, I LOVED High School o the Dead. It was probably one of the most enjoyable shows I’ve seen. But when it comes down to actual character depth, storyline, etc, it was basically nothing I couldn’t have written myself. Boobs + Zombies + Some More Boobs. So does this make the show a bad show?

In terms of writing, maybe. But wait! I LOVED THAT FUCKING SHOW! So what gives? Should enjoyability be  the ONLY thing that determines whether or not a show is deemed a quality show? Let’s take a second and use some Oscar worthy movies.

There Will Be Blood.

• Critically Acclaimed Movie
• Daniel Day Lewis was awesome (duh)
• Won about 25 awards from certain ceremonies, including Oscars for Best Actor and Cinematography.
• Sucked something awful, and I wouldn’t care if every single copy disappeared forever.

I HATED that movie with a passion, as you can tell if you click the link above this sentence. It was the most boring piece of shit ever. The only good scene was when Daniel Day Lewis goes bowling at the end. That’s literally all one needs to watch for this heap of shit. I even gave this movie a final grade of a “FUCKING SHIT (1).” Now to compare to a much less critically acclaimed movie.

Four Rooms

Have you ever seen this movie? No. Have you heard of it? No. Nobody has, and that’s too bad because it’s fucking brilliant. Did it win awards? No. Did it get 20% on Rotten Tomatoes. Not even close. It stars Tim Roth and has some other guys you may have heard of like Bruce Willis and Antonio Banderas. It won a Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actress (Madonna, who I didn’t even know was in this movie).

It’s about one crazy night of a Bellhop at a Ritzy hotel, who gets into all sorts of crazy shit. It’s split up into 4  parts. Each part is centered around a specific room and is directed by someone completely different. (Allison Anders, Alexandre Rockwell, Robert Rodriquez, and Quentin Tarantino respectively). I’ll admit that the first part is pretty…odd, but the movie gets exponentially more interesting and well…better as it progresses, ending with an awesome bomb of hilarity. I LOVED THE SHIT out of this movie. Yet, it apparently sucked according to everyone else who is living.

Was the writing good? Mehhhh….the first part is about girls trying to find semen to put into a pot for some magic thing or something. It’s really stupid. In fact, I would guess that most people would find this movie pointless and stupid, but I really really enjoyed it. So what? Was it good? Did it suck? Who the fuck knows?

(I actually watched and enjoyed this show ^….what the fuck?)

Back to anime. I enjoyed Queen’s Blade. I enjoyed Lucky Star (which I even admit is a shitty show). Hell, I even enjoyed that show about the boob gamblers. But all of those shows were pretty shitty in terms of….everything. So what’s the deal here? What makes a show good?

Glothelegend’s Next Anime to Overhype

I’m pretty sure that I went batshit crazy hyping up Mysterious Girlfriend X when I learned it was going to be animated. It proved to be a very good anime, though not quite as good as the manga, which far outshines everything ever made. Well, Mysterious Girlfriend X the anime has come and gone (for now), and I need to move on…

…wait, what? What’s that? Are you- are you serious? SPRING 2013!? REALLY!? Oh this IS nice!

Shingeki no Kyojin is getting animated!

Holy FUCKING SHIT.

The manga is already described by some of the best internet scribes as being fucking awesome, nay, one of the best manga out there, and now THIS comes out. This FUCKING AWESOME news of an anime adaptation.

And what’s better? All the questions that came with Mysterious Girlfriend X (would it be a good adaptation despite Hoods Entertainment running the show? Would the voice actors be able to pull off the character correctly? Etc?) are pretty much gone since Production I.G. is associated with it.

Production I.G is top notch. If the PV is any indication, the animation quality in this is going to be outstanding. Let’s take a look at some of Production I.G’s other accomplishments, starting with a scene from the BEST MOVIE EVER.

Wha-BAM. Didn’t even know it was them behind that gem until now. God I’m so pumped. Today is a day of discover for Glothelegend.

What else is Production I.G behind? Actually….not really that much. I mean, xxxHOLiC was awesome, Ghost in the Shell was flashy, FLCL was very very awesome, and Eden of the East was pretty badass, but I think I was thinking of ufotable not Production I.G…..still, a solid and proven production studio.

Of course, then we have Tetsuro Araki, the director, who has also been known to produce a few good shows. Nothing special really though… Eeeeeexcept of course BLACK FUCKING LAGOON (episode director), DEATH FUCKING NOTE, AND ONE OF MY FAVORITES, HIGH SCHOOL OF THE FUCKING DEAD. Apparently they he directed Kurozuka, which is a fucking AWESOME FUCKING manga. I had no idea that it was made into an anime! HOLY SHIT. DAY OF DISCOVERY INDEED!!! The man can create some badass shit, and that makes him perfect for this blaster of a show.

STILL! The PV looks amazing, and the story is awesome, as anyone who has read Shingeki no Kyojin knows.

SUPER PUMPED!

Extra

Holy God Almighty. There is a LOT to like about Spring….

Chatmonchy’s Henshin

Just got Henshin, which is Chatmonchy’s latest album, the first without Kumiko on the drums. Kumiko stated that she lost her passion and ability to create new music, and I believe that her drum skills are tailor made for Chatmonchy’s style and won’t be replaced easily now that Chatmonchy is now just a duo.  Akiko (the hottest member of Chatmonchy) and Eriko will split time on the drums, with Akiko the mainstay, and while neither is bad, I can still feel the absence left by Kumiko. You just can’t replace her.

That being said, the new album is awesome. It might not be as good as their last album (which I arguably take as being their best album). This album is totally different than their previous albums. They found a different sound, and I can’t tell if I like it, dislike it, or love it. I certainly love a few songs. Yes or No or Love has a new sound that I haven’t heard from them, and I LOVE it. It’s got a sound that’s haunting yet at the same time totally funky. My other favorite would have to be Aruku Object, which is long at 6:00+, but also beautiful with the strings entire orchestra in the background playing backup to chords that include awesome flat notes that I LOVE (I love flat notes). This album definitely has a lot to be proud of. Chatmonchy might have lost a step with Kumiko gone, but they’ve gained discovery with Henshin that I lo-

No one cares about Chatmonchy. Just stop talking you dumb fuck.

Wha- ? Hey FUCK YOU ASS-HOLE! GO TO H-

NO! FUCK YOU! YOU TOLD ME I COULD WRITE A POST ABOUT WHATEVER I WANTED AGES AGO! WHERE IS THAT POST!? WHEN DID YOU LET ME PUT IT OUT? I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR OVER A YEAR!!!

Listen, I ju-

NO! NO MORE! I’M HIJACKING THIS POST! THIS POST IS TOTALLY MY POST NOW! SUCK IT GLO!

GLOTHELEGEND IS A

DOUCHBAG.

A post by the Voice of Reason

For those of you who don’t know me, I’m the Voice of Reason. Whenever Glothelegend says something completely retarded, which is usually in every post he writes, I pop in and let him, or the people know that he said something stupid. Now lately, I haven’t been interrupting him during is idiotic ramblings, because I’ve been busy writing this post, which he owes me.

Now, for a while, I’ve noticed that Glothelegend gets a lot of readers, and by a lot, I mean 3 or so. Frankly, I consider this to be a bit too high for someone of his insurmountably poor caliber. His English, grammar, and spelling SUCK. He can’t write for shit. He loses all of the points that he tries to make. And to top it off, he’s a huge douche–bag…I mean, seriously, what draws you in to read him?

Now, some of you probably don’t know who I am exactly, so before I delve farther into this issue, I should introduce myself a bit more formally.

I am the Voice of Reason. I am the only one here at Eye Sedso who actually knows what I’m talking about. I’m sure you’ve read at least a few of Glothelegend’s posts, so you should know that his posts usually make no point and are always poorly researched, if that. I’ll butt in every now and then and tell him exactly where he is wrong or how bad his attempts at humor are.

Glothelegend sucks. God knows why he ever decided to try and write a BLOG. Yes, glothelegend. You have a blog. There is no such thing as an ISSS, and you are stupid. You know what? I thought I wanted to do a post pointing out all of your flaws, but now I think it’s just a waste of my time. Why do I even hang around with you? I’m going to make this quick:

• Your grammar and spelling SUCK.
• Sometimes, you don’t make any sense at all.
• Your points, when you make them, suck, and are usually easily debated.
• You like anime. You suck.
• You keep making posts lately about Chatmonchy and My Chemical Romance. They suck.
• No one even listens to Chatmonchy. You fuck.
• Stop writing about manga. No one really gives a shit about manga.
• Grow up. How old are you anyway? 25 or something? Shouldn’t you have a job by now? Or a girlfriend? Get off your ass and stop being a bitch!
• You have no interesting or redeeming qualities.
• Mysterious Girlfriend X was NOT as good as you built it up to be. It was boring. 
• You aren’t a Legend. Most people haven’t even heard of you.
• Remember that one time? Yeah, good call with that. You know what I’m talking about.
• There’s no such thing as an ISSS. Stop being a loser.

In a nutshell, you suck. I don’t ev-

Okay let me just butt in really quick.

What? You can’t do that! That’s my job! Only I-

Well, we switched rolls didn’t we?

*Roles* God you are so stupid.

Yeah whatever. What’s all of this talk about Eye Sedso being a BLOG? It’s clearly an ISSS. I have deemed it so. And how DARE you interrupt an important Chatmonchy post!

You’re just being dumb.

Fuck you bitch. I own you. I made you.

Fuck a goose.

I can end this post just like that!

THEN DO IT YOU FUCK!

I WILL

YOU CAN SUCK MEH MIXIE DICK YOU CHUBBY CO-

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I Can’t Tell What’s Worse: Ke$ha, or People Who Like Ke$ha.

It used to be that Paris Hilton was my least favorite person ever, but then she showed off her great taste in music, and Ke$ha simultaneously made her grand debut into the world of shitty skanks that suck. Since then I have changed my mind and no longer view Paris Hilton (who is still a skank) as my most hated person. I now see Ke$ha as the root of all things evil, skanky, and completely useless; and I’m amazed at how she still is able to sell her shitty “songs” and making a living from her no talent voice.

She’s the type of women you wish Chris Brown would date. You know…so he could beat her.

It amazes me. AMAZES me that she can even manage to sell one song on itunes. Do people even look or listen to what they buy anymore?

• She’s ugly.
• She’s a clear whore. and what’s worse, she doesn’t think she is (when she clearly is).
• She can’t sing for SHIT.
• ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING GLITTER.

Here’s a video that demonstrates all of this.

How does her stuck-up-I’m-a-fucking-bratty-bitch-whore-who-only-wants-dicks voice NOT make you want to punch a hole through your wall, television, or grandmother? When students come up to me and tell me that they like Ke$ha, I try as hard as I can to fight the urge to throw them through the wall, with varying results. And if I were actually that student’s teacher I would call home and let their parents know that their child is deeply disturbed, and would recommend that they be separated from the rest of the normal students. I can’t even imagine what goes through a parent’s head if they were to learn that their child actually listens to Ke$ha.

I’d rather have a child who was a serial killer than a child who likes Ke$ha.

I’d rather have a child who jerks off in front of the neighbors window on regular basis and a child who likes Ke$ha.

I’d rather have a dead child-

Well okay maybe not that last one but you get the idea.

Yet, despite the obvious fact that there is not one good thing about Ke$ha, somehow people still listen to her. Which leads me to ask if it’s really Ke$ha who should be hated, or her fans (which she somehow has).

Ke$ha’s $hitty Fan$

10 parents are crying/have killed themselves.

$ee what I did there? I put dollar signs where [most] of the s’s were in the title. HOW IMAGINATIVE. I’M SO FUCKING IMAGINATIVE.

That last part was sarcasm. Chances are, a lot of Ke$ha fans are going to accidentally stumble onto this post and read it, so I figured I should explain the sarcasm since they’re most likely too brain-dead to get it.

Can I really blame Ke$ha for cashing in on her “talent?” Let’s be real, if I sucked at singing, and was good at sucking dicks, I’m sure I could use one or both of those skills to cash in on an opportunity to get heaps of money, so why should I be mad at Ke$ha for doing the same?

Well, to her non-credit, if I were her, I’d probably rather die then have to listen to my own shitty voice on the radio and be reminded that I’m only good at sucking cock after cock after cock after cock, leaving a faint trail of glitter in my wake in order to make music about sucking cock after cock after cock after cock, leaving a faint trail of glitter in my wake. But then again, she’s a whore, so she doesn’t have things like pride or knowledge.

But the retarded fans, who are all fucking morons, somehow find her “OH HEY I’M A STUCK UP WHORE AND I KNOW IT” voice to be somehow good. Like, they actually like the way that the whore sounds.

Why do they feed the whore’s ego? The whore should be put down. STOP LISTENING TO THE WHORE.

Nothing pisses me off more than when I’m driving and a good song ends and then Ke$ha comes on. Do have any idea how many times I’ve almost crashed my car either by accident because of Ke$ha’s annoying voice coming on, or on purpose because of Ke$ha’s annoying voice coming on!? I couldn’t tell you, because I’ve stopped listening to the radio.

And look at what she’s inspiring young children to do:

• Wear too much glitter (I HATE glitter…gets everywhere and then you can’t get it off look like a stripper all day).
• Dress like whores.
• Act like whore.
• BECOME WHORES.

And I’m being serious. Elementary school girls are listening ..wait let me repeat that… ELEMENTARY SCHOOL GIRLS are listening to her songs where she pretends to sing about dicks and getting hammered all the time, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT? STOP TELLING 6-YEAR OLDS ABOUT HOW SUCKING DOWN A DICK WITH A BOTTLE OF BOOZE IS A GREAT WAY OF LIFE! WHORE!

Singing doesn’t even matter for her fans, as long as they’re good at being whores.

tl;dr: Ke$ha – Skank who can’t sing, wears too much glitter, looks like a mutated stripper, and is destroying society. Her fans are the reason why she is able to do this.

So. Who needs to be put down?