K-On 11: Sawako Sells Porn Now

Hell yes:

Here, look at Mio's panties!

Here, look at Mio's panties!

Fuck yea you did, now you're horny.

Fuck yea you did, now you're horny, you closet lesbian.

Wow. K-On might be the best show ever. I mean, Mio definitely rocks. DID YOU SEE HER IN THIS EPISODE? NOTICE THE POWER! Not to mention, this episode had SO MUCH MORE to offer than the previous episodes:

I'm surprised that the writers though of adding "eating sweets" to the already large range of plot devices (correct wording?)

Man, this show just surprises me to know end! Another BAM moment for having “surprise tea and crumpets.” But the surprises don’t end there! Take the character, Yui, for example. For the most part, she has been seen as one of the smartest characters in the show, she does well in school, and is always ready to sneak in a snide or witty remark. Most of the other characters look up to her for advice when they have problems, but in this episode, they flipped the script, and showed us a side of Yui that we have rarely seen:

UNBELIEVABLE! UNFATHOMABLE! UNFIXABLE!

UNBELIEVABLE! UNFATHOMABLE! UNFIXABLE!

Sawako Sensei is the same:

PLEASE DON'T SAY YOU ARE LAZY! DA Dum da something CRAZY!

PLEASE DON'T SAY YOU ARE LAZY! DA Dum da something CRAZY!

As far as episodes go, this was one of the most action packed ones so far (sadly, this is actually true).  I mean, Yui gets her guitar fixed, which was totally awesome, and it also turns out that Ritsu is lesbian all over Mio.

Jeaslosy is one of the Seven Deadly Sins you know.

Jeaslosy is one of the Seven Deadly Sins you know.

Lol. Too bad Ritsu is the stupidest character in K-ON. I hate her. She’s not awesome at all. Then Ritsu turns emo and gets all depressed and shit. What a stupid character. The fact that she’s  central figure in this episode, and goes through emotional changes definitly doesn’t make me like her.

After this happens Sawako explains that Mio needs to munch on Ritsu’s chuff, or else Ritsu will order a really large meal, and then fall into heavy metal, which I guess is bad?:

Ritso definitely isn't made cooler by this.

Ritso definitely isn't made cooler by this.

Anyway, this episode contained a lot of the usual intense drama, which is in every episode anyway, so it’s no big deal. Oh, and it turns out that Ritsu just had a cold. What a whore.

NOTE OF FACTUAL OPINIONS WHICH ARE FACTS:

This whole post was obvious sarcasm. Ritsu is actually the best character, and this episode was actually pretty good, although in general, this series is no where near as good (to me) as other people give it credit.

I don’t get how I liked Lucky Star, but don’t feel the same way about K-ON. They’re like carbon copies of each other. It’s probably because of the lack of a certain blue-haired character.

By the way, I still never actually finished watching that To LOVE-Ru OVA, even though I wrote a review on it. I’m a fucking cheater (I had like 4 minutes left).

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2 thoughts on “K-On 11: Sawako Sells Porn Now

  1. as for my. i could barely stand the 1rst Lucky Star cap. finished only to write a little (1) at the side on my list unfinished animes. i really really cant stand the show. still i watched some fun moments on youtube clips wen it was fresh anime.

    on the other side. I saw K-on and liked it. still dont know why, maybe coz I really value its art and was sufficient fun to keep me watching till the end. (already finished season 2 also) nevertheless is still a common anime (c on my list) and i dont overvalue it.

    • K-On suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkks.

      Coincidentally, so does Lucky Star, but for whatever reason, I totally ate that shit up. Clearly some of the best ending songs ever.

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